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gottalovethehamm

1. gottalovethehamm
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2012 12:23am UTC
   my sisters boyfriend told me he thinks one direction is gay,
   but yet he watches every single fred movie...
   
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2. gottalovethehamm
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   April 20, 2012 5:21pm UTC
   my sister is 15 and pregnant. she wants to keep her son but has to move to colorado which she doesnt want to if she does keep her kid. im not trying to get favs i would just like it if people would please pray for her and Braelyn <3
   
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3. gottalovethehamm
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   April 12, 2012 5:38pm UTC
   today in class me and my best friend were sitting next to each other and all of a sudden she starts going off about One Direction and my teacher came up and he said "well i dont care about disney's newest boy band" and she said "actually they aren't on disney channel and they are like 18, 19, and 20 years old!" he said "well i don't really care" and she said "YOU JUST WISH YOU WERE AS YOUNG AS THEM!...just kidding..."
   
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4. gottalovethehamm
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2012 5:50pm UTC
   Hey i just met you
   and this is crazy
   but here's my number
   so call me maybe
   Its hard to look right
   at you baby
   but her's my numer
   so call me maybe
   Hey i just met you
   and this is crazy
   but here's my number
   so call me maybe
   And all the other boys
   try to chase me
   but here's my number
   so call me maybe
   - Carly Rae Jepson
   
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5. gottalovethehamm
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   March 13, 2012 11:00pm UTC
   Ill be surprised when Disney Channel makes a show that is likable to happen to someone.
   I mean come on, its not very commen for a teenage girl to have a secret popstar life, 13 year old girls to be famous on tv for dancing, and to be a wizard.
   
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6. gottalovethehamm
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   March 8, 2012 7:00pm UTC
   Opening the doritos bag real close to your face...but then bein all depressed cuz it didnt spray cheese all over like it does on Over the Hedge (;
   
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7. gottalovethehamm
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   March 5, 2012 7:23pm UTC
   that awkward moment when...
   u and your friends are trying to fit in the baby swings at the park and a cop walks by and just stares along with a bunch of moms with their little chilins.
   
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8. gottalovethehamm
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   March 1, 2012 11:06pm UTC
   That awkward moment when... the one person in your school that u hate and u wish they would either die or move likes you.....
   fav if this has heppened /:
   fav if this has happened
   
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9. gottalovethehamm
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   February 24, 2012 7:59pm UTC
   That awkward moment when a fat mexican guy is checking out your MOM! Can you say desperate!
   
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10. gottalovethehamm
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    When i grow up i could be
    1. a princess
    2. an office manager
    or 3. a marine biologist
    But no imma be an NINGA!
    wat now foo?! dats right run away
    
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