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Manda2099

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Member Since: 21 Sep 2011 11:04am

Last Seen: 1 Jan 2013 04:39pm

Birthday: June 20

Location: Baxley, Georgia

Gender: F

user id: 219914

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  1. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 5:19pm UTC
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  2. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    hey guys!! ;D ive missed Witty... Follow my Instagram?? Manda2099

  3. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Smart has the plans,
    Stupid has the stories.
    I have lots of stories o.o..

  4. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    Who was writing tht story called "The Virgin" ?? i cantfind it anywhere :(

  5. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    10 favorites
    • Favorite Color: green
    • Favorite Food: anything cheesy
    • Favorite Singer: the lacs
    • Favorite Show: swamp ppl
    • Favorite Sport: football
    • Favorite Season: summer
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: saturday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: chocolate mint
    • Favorite Time of Day: afternoon
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: mm stressed
    • Current Taste: cough syrup blehh
    • Current Clothes: green top, jeans. cowboy boots an pony tails
    • Current Computer: dell
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: black and green
    • Current Time: 3:11
    • Current Surroundings: home, desk, computer. living room
    • Current Annoyance(s): my brothers alarm
    • Current Thought: wens "he" getting off work??..
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: Sandra
    • First crush this school year: Kasey
    • First word: daddy
    • First Pet: dog
    • First Piercing: Ears
    • First Thing You Did Today: checked my ipod
    • First Thing You Ate Today: chicken
    • First School: appling county head start
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: Fries.
    • Last Car Ride: drive to the office
    • Last Text Message:"I ask do many questions dont I?? :("
    • Last Movie Seen: idk
    • Last Item Bought: socks :D
    • Last CD Played: the lacs
    • Last Website You Were On: yahoo images
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: nope
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: Yes
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: nope
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: no
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: yupp
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: nopee
    5 Places You've Been To
    • 1. mexico
    • 2. bahamas
    • 3. canda
    • 4. tennesse
    • 5. florida
    4 Things
    • You're Wearing: jeans and a top
    • You Did Last Night: txtd till like 12
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: my brothers alarm -_-..
    • You Can't Live Without: him<3
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To
    • 1. Chris
    • 2. Lizzy
    • 3. Rachel
    2 Choices
    • 1. black or white: Black
    • 2. hot or cold: hot
    1 Love
    • Jairo<3

  6. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    What a kiss really means...
    Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
    Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever ...
    Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
    Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends
    Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
    Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
    Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
    Kiss on the Lips = I love you
    What the gesture means...
    Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
    Slap on the Butt = That's mine ;)<3
    Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
    Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you
    Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
    Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
    Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
    --ADVICE!--
    -Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
    -If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love
    --REQURIEMENTS--
    Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you

  7. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    Girl:
    I love you.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    -Girl:
    Really?
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    me
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    ......
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    Yeah...where?
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    -Girl:
    Ok.
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    mintues...
    -Girl:
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    Yeah?
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    Bye.
    ****************************
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    Ok.
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    back
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    Why??!
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    -Girl:
    Where?
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    Baby!...
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    that
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    Yeah?
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    Yes.
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
    BUT!
    If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
    want it to!
    You have 3 mintues to repost this

  8. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 11:28am UTC
    What a kiss means.... Actually read the whole thing ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
    -Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever
    -Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
    ... -Kiss on the Cheek = We're a cute couple
    -Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
    -Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
    -Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
    -Kiss on the Lips = I love you
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
    -Slap on the Butt = That's mine
    -Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
    -Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you
    -Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
    -Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
    -Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
    --Advice--- Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
    - If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in loveeeee.
    --Requirements---Post this again after reading ! Or you will have 1 bad year of relationships.
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now, and can't get them out of your head, then re-post this within 1 minute & whoever you are missing will surprise you♥
    Just Posted This Because It's Cute & I Truely Love A Guy<3 who doesnt exactly love me, whatsoever

  9. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 11:10am UTC
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  10. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 11:01am UTC
    If a guy does you wrong .. DNT go messin round with his best friend .. you might just lose the best thing to ever happen to you ...

  11. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 10:58am UTC
    I can honestly say.. If i learned anything this year.. its tht Guys Have Feelings Too.. :/..

  12. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 10:41am UTC
    This 'Friends With Benefits' thangs great an all ... bt the only problem is ... with ME ... theres affection ... :/ ...

  13. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 3:47pm UTC
    ♥Perfect boyfriend
    • leave her cute messages
    • kiss her in front of your friends
    • tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • let her mess with your hair
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • stay up all night with her when she's sick
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist
    Remember This:
    • don't talk about other girls around her.
    • let her know she's important.
    • kiss her in the pouring rain
    • when you fall in love with her, tell her
    :;Guys repost as:
    I'd do this for her.
    Girls repost as:
    Perfect boyfriend.
    --if you don't repost this in four minutes
    you will lose the one you love. :)
    If you do repost this in four minutes
    the one you like/love will:
    -call you
    -kiss you
    -message you

  14. Manda2099 Manda2099
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    November 21, 2011 2:53pm UTC
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    November 21, 2011 2:37pm UTC
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  16. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    I have screwed up 69% of my teenage life.
    [x] Kissed someone before dating
    [x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 3
    [] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    []Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 6
    [x] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 11
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 14
    [] Threw something at the teacher
    [] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [x] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 17
    [] Been called the worst student
    [] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 19
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 23
    Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up 69 % of my teenage life.

  17. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    I got my first kissded xD!!

  18. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 1:50pm UTC
    Test your tongue
    Find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow.
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    *find the B DON'T skip or your wish won't come true
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    Once you found the 'B' find the mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once you found the mistake Find the 1
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllll1llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999996999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you found the 6 find the N (it's hard!!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    Once you found the N... find the Q
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    find the i
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    Now make 2 wishes!
    *~ they will come true~*
    Now as soon as you make ur 2 wishes repost this as "test ur tounge" ;)
    if u don't your wishes won'come true ;(
    You got 20 minutes! Hurry!!!!!

  19. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 1:41pm UTC
    Me: Do u have any purdy pictures??(;
    Him: Of me??
    Me: No, of dolphins... Yess of u!!
    Him: ohh... yeah gimme a min..
    Lmao idiots <3 (:

  20. Manda2099 Manda2099
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 1:35pm UTC
    Love Is A Peculiar Thing (:

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