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  1. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.
    — Swedish Proverb

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    Can you imagine
    if someone sent you
    a list of all the reasons
    why they love you?

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC
    I think old fashioned is cute.
    I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
    someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
    should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
    guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
    been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
    their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    i would
    never cheat on someone.
    I mean someone being stupid enough to date me
    is a once in a lifetime thing
    I'm not gonna mess it up

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    what if
    tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin
    at key points in our lives
    and we had to figure out
    what they meant for ourselves?

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    "A bird sitting on a tree
    Is never afraid of the branch breaking
    because her trust is not on the branch
    But on its own wings"
    >>Always believe in yourself<<

  7. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  8. JudyBeautyActress JudyBeautyActress
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
    That's common sense leaving your body

  9. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 10:31pm UTC
    if someone gave you a book that was the story of your life would you read it to the end?

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    Did you know that by
    spelling the english word
    SOCKS outloud, you are
    also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es,
    which means:
    “it is what is is”.

  11. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    They should invent
    a treadmill with a laptop built
    in and the internet wouldn't
    work unless you were actually
    walking and if you wanted to
    download something you had
    to run and the faster you run
    the faster it downloads.
    I'd buy it and lose so
    much weight.

  12. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."

  13. BlueEyedCutie BlueEyedCutie
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 6:09pm UTC
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  14. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Stalking is when
    two people go for a walk
    but only one of them knows about it.

  15. ImSailingAway ImSailingAway
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Once upon a time there was a girl who had four boyfriends.
    She loved the fourth boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
    She also loved the third boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
    She also loved her second boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.
    The girl's first boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend, although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!
    One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, 'I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, will I be alone.'
    Thus, she asked the fourth boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you.. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?
    'No way!', replied the fourth boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.
    His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.
    The sad girl then asked the third boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!', replied the third boyfriend.. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.
    She then asked the second boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'
    'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the second boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'
    His answer struck her Like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.
    Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.' The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.
    Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'
    In truth, you have four boyfriends in your lives:
    Your fourth boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
    Your third boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
    Your second boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.
    And your first boyfriend is your spirit.. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 1:53am UTC
    Okay, so my parents usually try to avoid kissing and stuff in front of my little sister (she's four), but today Dad kissed Mom when my sister was in the room. This happened:
    *kiss*
    Hazel:
    Hazel:
    Hazel: oh my god
    Hazel: YOU GUYS DO THAT
    Hazel: I DIDN'T THINK YOU DID THAT
    Hazel: NEVER DO THAT EVER
    Hazel: NOT EVER OKAY
    Hazel: That is not alright! Ew!
    Mom: Honey, when a man and a woman love each other very mu-
    Hazel: no.
    Hazel: the naughty corner.
    Mom: What?
    Hazel: Sit in the naughty corner for being gross.

  17. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 12:33am UTC
    Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
    Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

  18. ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    me when i get a hair cut.
    there: wow! my hair looks pretty good right now.
    when i get home: what the f/ck?!
    tumblr

  19. shortyac1357 shortyac1357
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    People 726419295 miles from me: Wow! You're so pretty! I'm so jealous!
    People at my school: Ew. It moves.

  20. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    Dad: why are your eyes red?
    Me: i smoke marajuana, dad
    Dad: don't lie to me, you were crying because you have no friends

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