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Okay, so my parents usually try to avoid kissing and stuff in front of my little sister (she's four), but today Dad kissed Mom when my sister was in the room. This happened:

                       
*kiss*                     
Hazel:                       
  Hazel:                        
                     Hazel:
oh my god                        
                Hazel: YOU GUYS DO THAT
                                 Hazel: I DIDN'T THINK YOU DID THAT
                      Hazel: NEVER DO THAT EVER
           Hazel: NOT EVER OKAY
                  Hazel: That is not alright! Ew!
                                                               Mom: Honey, when a man and a woman love each other very mu-
Hazel: no.              
             Hazel: the naughty corner.
 Mom: What?          
                                                  Hazel: Sit in the naughty corner for being gross.

 
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Okay, so my parents usually try to avoid kissing and stuff in

957 faves · 27 comments · Jul 22, 2012 1:53am

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MissBubblez · 1 decade ago
Ohoohhww "sit in the naughty corner for being gross" whahaahh i'm dying :P i <3 you're sister, and you :]
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brookeloves1D · 1 decade ago
lololol
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hannahc2017 · 1 decade ago
"sit in the naughty corner for being gross" i died..
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Emily10125 · 1 decade ago
LOL my day is made i love her hahahaha
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ClarissaLynn00 · 1 decade ago
I was not expecting the naughty corner XD
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CandyCool · 1 decade ago
LMAO YOUR SISTER IS AWESOME!!!! LOL
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Viri* · 1 decade ago
Haha thats so cute! XD I already love your little sister!!
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PurplePanda591 · 1 decade ago
what i lil' cutie!! such a funny lil' girl!!! XD
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JuniorMint801 · 1 decade ago
Did she go to the naughty corner?
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FabStories · 1 decade ago
Aww!
I banged my head, laughing, against my phone when she said, "Sit in the naughty corner for being gross."
Did your mom actually go in the corner??
Oh my...I love this!
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Ellmo · 1 decade ago
cutie! haha never laughed so hard xD did she go to the naughty corner? aha
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fashionblast · 1 decade ago
Ahaha xD Omigod. That just made my life xD
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natalievictoria · 1 decade ago
hahahahhah I LOVEEE HERR
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Ggkgriff · 1 decade ago
Only people whove seen the movie "Orphan'' will get this:
When she said Honey, when a man and a woman love each other very mu- i thought the next line was i know dey
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SweetInsanity18 · 1 decade ago
Hahahahahahahaha xDD I DIED LAUGHING XDDDD
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SkinnyMiniWannabe · 1 decade ago
Arw,she sounds like a little cutie!Hahaha, you go girl:D
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natsu · 1 decade ago
Oh my gosh, I love your little sister xD So funny
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EGTheWriter · 1 decade ago
brb
loling forever
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brookeloves1D · 1 decade ago
oh my gosh LOLOLOLOL
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psiloveyou43 · 1 decade ago
that's adorable. and i love your sister's name. it's almost as adorable as this quote.
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