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Viri*

1. Viri*
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2012 1:50pm UTC
   Me: *talking to cat* If you were the right species and a little taller i would totally date you!
   Cat:
   Me:
   Cat:
   Me:
   Cat: Meow
   
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2. Viri*
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   December 1, 2012 3:42pm UTC
   Going on YouTube to listen to music or watch a music video:
   15 minutes later:
   Me: *Watching a video of talking cats*
   
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3. Viri*
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   December 1, 2012 3:33pm UTC
   Adding a quote that you expected to get lots of faves and end up getting 2 and 1 of the faves is from you... -___-
   
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4. Viri*
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   December 1, 2012 3:30pm UTC
   We trust Banks with our money
   But they can't even trust us with their pens
   
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5. Viri*
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   December 1, 2012 3:28pm UTC
   Listening to people's conversation and mentally giving an opinion
   to what they are saying
   
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6. Viri*
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   November 25, 2012 8:20pm UTC
   [W]ednesday
   [T]hursday
   [F]riday
   
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7. Viri*
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   November 25, 2012 8:16pm UTC
   Don’t let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone
   
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8. Viri*
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   November 25, 2012 8:09pm UTC
   I didn't fall the floor just needed a hug!
   
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9. Viri*
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   November 25, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   ICarly cant be over we still dont know alot of things like:
   -How does Socko look like
   -What happened to Carly and Spencer's mom
   -What happened to Freddie's dad
   -Where and who is Sam's dad
   Anything else?
   
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10. Viri*
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    November 19, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    That awkward moment when a singer is a bad lip singer
    
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11. Viri*
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    October 9, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Life is like ice cream
    You have to enjoy it before it melts
    
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12. Viri*
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    September 26, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Dentist: If you dont get braces right now you wont get a boyfriend
    Me: Woman, with this face i wont get one even if i have perfect teeth
    
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13. Viri*
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    September 18, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    I wonder who else in
    school has a Witty...
    
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14. Viri*
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    September 4, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    Whenever i need to bring my textbook to class:
    Me: *Doesnt bring it*
    Whenever i dont need my textbook for class:
    Me: *Brings it*
    
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15. Viri*
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    August 29, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Teacher: *Asks a question*
    Kid: oooohhh ohhhh i know i know!! *waves hand annoyingly*
    Teacher: *Calls on him*
    Kid:
    Teacher:
    Class:
    Principle:
    Whole school:
    Kid: ......I forgot.....
    Teacher: -__-
    
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16. Viri*
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    August 29, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    Congratulations!!! You just wasted 10 seconds in your life reading this
    
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17. Viri*
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    August 29, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    Dear teacher,
    If I didn't raise my hand was because I DIDNT KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!
    Sincerly, Everyone is staring at me
    
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18. Viri*
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    August 25, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    At a concert:
    Singer: Whats up everyone!!!!
    Fans: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
    Singer: How is everyone doing tonight!!!!???
    Fans: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    Singer: I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! I wanna thank alll of you!!!!
    Fans: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
    Singer: THANK YOU!!!
    Fans: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    
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19. Viri*
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    August 25, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Getting one of those "Get to know you" sheets at school....
    And forgetting everything about yourself
    
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20. Viri*
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    August 25, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Me: *Cant hear what someone is telling or asking me*
    ....
    Me: *Smile, nod and hope you didnt make a fool of myself*
    
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