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ChikinNewdleMallerzz

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Member Since: 21 May 2012 11:47am

Last Seen: 8 Oct 2012 09:07pm

Birthday: May 4

Location: Georgia

Gender: F

user id: 301346

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Hi guys! Um...this is awkward (these things always are!)...so, I guess I'll start with my name? I'm Mallory, and I'm sometimes called "Mallerzz" by my friends, which comes from my "rapper name" that my friend made up. (Which is Chikin Newdle Mallerzz, my username.)
I'm 13, livin' it up in Georgia!
Loljk, I have no life. ;D
I'm taken by the most amazing guy...you see, he has SUPERPOWERS. Yeah, that's right, he's INVISIBLE!! Sadly, though, he was recently hospitalized with a severe case of nonexistence. Please pray for us.
Loljk, I'm forever alone.
And here is where I might make some comment about the 39 cats that I'll undoubtedly have when I'm older, but my cat doesn't even like me.
Haha, but she's bipolar. So, whatevs. ;)
Oh yeah, except that I'm gonna be married to Louis Tomlinson. ;D
And Niall Horan. And Zayn Malik. And LIam Payne. And harry stlyes.
...so basically, you can just call me Mrs. TomliStylaHoraPayLikSon. :P
I'm a proud Christian, and if that offends/bothers you, then you can just leave this page now.
I  do NOT stand for people making fun of/insulting my religion. It's not cool.
My witty best friend was elysey, but she left a few weeks ago because of alll the hate and fighting. :(
My best friend (like, real-life best friend, not just on Witty) is Jamie, she's an amazing person and never ceases to impress me with her awesomeness! Her username's jamisonmcdonut. I don't think she uploads quotes very much, or gets on as often as me though, but still, go check her out! NOW!
Oh hey, you're still here? Well then.
Be that way.
Guess who's missing out on a great friend? YOU ARE!! ;)
Yeah, so, I don't really know what else to say about me...*awkward penguin!*...



Things I Love:
music. Doctor Who. Georgia 4-H. my cat. Jimmy Buffett. my friends. my family. those who I can't decide which of the two previous categories they belong in. One Direction. texting. fangirling. funny things. funny people. Kenny Chesney. dance. Luke Bryan. Witty. being lazy. ballet. country music. my iPod. Netflix. Zac Brown Band. being a nerd. the Divergent series. The Hunger Games. Forrest Gump. little kid movies. (such as: Finding Nemo. Lilo and Stitch. Toy Story.) Harry Potter. Charlie McDonnell. Jon Cozart. YouTube. Jesus Christ. my amazing church. the beach. water. building sandcastles like a little kid. swimming. camp. Rock Eagle. palm trees. sailing. painting. photography. baking. Wikipedia. duck tape. norts. Chameleon Circuit. bendy straw forts. (<<with my best friend). the internet. smiley faces:). British/Irish accents. key lime pie. pillow pets. my best friend Jamison McDonut HomieGMcDoggieDog Snap. my best friend JayChizzyWazz*snapsnapsnap*. our retarded "rapper names". laughing. oil paints. you, for reading this all the way through:). although nobody did, probably. lol.

Oh yeah, and I also love helping people, and making people smile, and just being a good friend, so if any of y'all ever need someone to talk to, I'm here! Just comment on my profile and I'll try to get back to you as soon as I can! :)
yeah, I think that's about it for now...
*awkward sudden ending!! :P*
& sorry it's not pretty...haha, I was just too lazy to format it at all:P

  1. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    So dang easy to say that life's so hard; everybody's got their share of battle scars.
    But as for me, I'd like to thank my lucky stars that I'm alive and well.
    It'd be easy to add up all the pain, and all the dreams you sat and watched go up in flames; dwell on the wreckage as in smolders in the rain.
    But not me; I'm alive.
    And today; you know, that's good enough for me.
    Breathing in and out is a blessing; can't you see?
    Today's the first day of the rest of my life;
    and I'm alive and well.
    Yeah, I'm alive, and well.
    -Kenny Chesney♥
    format credit:
    half CookieDoughFormats
    /half mine(:

  2. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 12:42am UTC
    *This Actually Just Happened*
    Him: K.
    Me: K? K what? The letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, K stands for "kidding"? So your reply is "kidding"? Or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K, as in breakfast? K, as in i can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has K in it.
    Him: Bye.

  3. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 2:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    I knew could never hold that girl; she was born to see the world. All I got is a picture she mailed me. Laughing in the snow-white sand, bag of seashells in her hand; finally found paradise, it seems. On the coast of somewhere beautiful, trade wids blowing through her hair. Sunlight dancing on the water; I wish I was there!
    Don't know I'm gonna find her; all I know so far:
    She's on the coast of somewhere beautiful,
    running with my heart. ♥
    ~Kenny Chesney

  5. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    When you're home alone, singing as loud as you possibly can, and you're fully aware of how horrible you sound...
    ...and then your mom unexpectedly opens the door.

  6. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Now I'm falling in love as she's walking
    > > > > a w a y . . .
    And my heart♥
    won't tell my mind
    to tell my mouth
    what it should say.

  7. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 2:27am UTC
    Me and Jenny,
    we was like
    p e a s -- a n d -- c a r r o t s ! !

    -Forrest Gump♥

  8. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 2:40am UTC
    you love me.
    real
    or
    not real?

    -Mockingjay

  9. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    I've always wanted to know...
    how do you just wake up and say,
    you don't need me anymore?
    we were best friends.
    How do you just wake up and suddenly say,
    you hate me?

  10. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    So I was on the phone with my wonderful best friend, (her username's jamisonmcdonut!! she's amazing!! go follow her!! NOW!!), and just out of the blue, she started screaming,
    "WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME??!
    WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??!
    GO AWAY, NOBODY LIKES YOU!!"
    and I'm just sitting there, like, whaaaaaat??
    and then she says,
    "Stupid squirrel!!"
    Ah, gotta love her! <3

  11. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 2:42pm UTC
    Unless]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>someone like you
    cares\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
    a-•-whole-•-awful-•-lot,
    \\\\\\\\\\\\nothing ////////////
    {{{is going to
    >>-------------------->>get better.<<--------------------<<
    //////////////////It's not.
    -The Lorax, by Dr. Seuss

  12. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    Be who you are and say what you feel,
    because
    those who mind don't matter,
    and
    those who matter don't mind.
    -Dr. Seuss

  13. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    I wish we could
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>freeze-•-this-•-moment-
    right here,
    right now-
    and live in it
    ------->>>---------->>>--------------->>>forever.<<<---------------<<<----------<<<-------
    -The Hunger Games my format! :)

  14. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    Me and my mom were in the pool. She was on a float, laying on her stomach. We were just talking, and then the sun came out from behind a cloud. And so, she said:
    "It feels like the sun is made of fire!"
    I j u s t s o r t o f l o o k e d a t h e r a n d l a u g h e d .

  15. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    && who else remembers when...
    Coolmath.com was the coolest thing
    E-V-E-R?
    *should I do a series? not very original, I know, but feedback is appreciated! :)*

  16. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    So, on the last day of school, my best friend took my iPod. When she gave it back, I found this note typed in it.
    Hey Mallory,
    So there are times when you get insecure and where you think the whole world hates you and when you think all this ridiculous stuff about yourself that isn't even true. Whenever you get around to reading this, believe it. You are amazing and awesome and super sweet and beautiful in every single way. And do not let anyone tell you otherwise because if they do they see (I think it was supposed to be "are," but you know autocorrect:)! ) jealous and wrong. You are amazing and please never forget that. Stay beautiful!!
    -Jamie
    Last night I was having another one of those moments, until I saw this. It really made my day. :)
    Why can't we have more people in the world as amazing as her?
    Jamie, if you ever see this,
    ILOVEYOU<3

  17. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    I bought a cheap watch from the crazy man, floating down the canal
    It doesn't use numbers or moving hands; it always just says now
    Now you may be thinking that I was had,
    but this watch is never wrong
    And if I have trouble, the warranty says:
    breathe in
    breathe out
    move on

  18. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    so we
    play
    play
    play
    all the
    same old games
    and we
    wait
    wait
    wait
    for the
    end to change
    and we
    take
    take
    take
    it for granted
    that we'll
    be the same
    but we're making all the
    same mistakes
    yeah
    yeah
    that's what
    crazy is
    when it's broken
    you say
    there's nothing to fix
    and you
    pray
    pray
    pray
    that everything
    will be okay
    while you're making all the
    same mistakes

  19. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 7:50pm UTC
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  20. ChikinNewdleMallerzz ChikinNewdleMallerzz
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    "And remember, people:
    You may not be plastic,
    but you are
    fantastic!
    Never
    forget that."
    ~Louis Tomlinson
    As Lou and Hazza played with their Barbies. Total Larry Stylinson moment. I love these guys.
    <3<3<3

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