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They should invent
 

a treadmill with a laptop built

in and the internet wouldn't

work unless you were actually

walking and if you wanted to

download something you had

to run and the faster you run

the faster it downloads.



I'd buy it and lose so

much weight.

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They should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and the

2894 faves · 40 comments · May 16, 2012 2:50pm

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kelly* · 1 decade ago
ikr :P
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kalenian · 1 decade ago
id legit get that pattened and make some mulaa

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AlpacaPerson · 1 decade ago
Genius.
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tripindicular-tiana* · 1 decade ago
That's genius.
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roxy27 · 1 decade ago
make a wish: http://www.real-wishes.com
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ForcingCourage* · 1 decade ago
Now just something to make us taller...
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Eli123qwe · 1 decade ago
I'd die... But I'd buy it anyways :P
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StupidBoyXo · 1 decade ago
What about the skinny people? We'd die.
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pandoralova · 1 decade ago
all of us wittians should each give like $5 and pool it all together to invent this and sell it and we'd all be so rich and SKINNY!!!
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sexyybeastt6 · 1 decade ago
we'd be the skinniest freaking country... im going to have very good dreams about that tonight.... <3
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xxOneDirectioner4lifexx · 1 decade ago
i wud wiegh 5 pounds.
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Silencewhisper · 1 decade ago
i would buy it
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sweetimperfection · 1 decade ago
omg so true!
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animegirl101 · 1 decade ago
yah!
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live_to_love15 · 1 decade ago
this is brilliant!
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grownsimba · 1 decade ago
♥ word up.
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adamsgirl0420* · 1 decade ago
my friend said this yesterdayyy.
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wittyquotesgurl · 1 decade ago
lol i could already go on the internet while going on the treadmill
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
That would be cool! But that technology would probably cost more than an actual treadmill and actual wifi ;D Haha
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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
hahaha they should!!!!!
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