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They should invent
 

a treadmill with a laptop built

in and the internet wouldn't

work unless you were actually

walking and if you wanted to

download something you had

to run and the faster you run

the faster it downloads.



I'd buy it and lose so

much weight.

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They should invent a treadmill with a laptop built in and the

2895 faves · 40 comments · May 16, 2012 2:50pm

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kelly* · 8 years ago
ikr :P
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kalenian · 9 years ago
id legit get that pattened and make some mulaa

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AlpacaPerson · 9 years ago
Genius.
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tripindicular-tiana* · 9 years ago
That's genius.
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roxy27 · 9 years ago
make a wish: http://www.real-wishes.com
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ForcingCourage* · 9 years ago
Now just something to make us taller...
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Eli123qwe · 9 years ago
I'd die... But I'd buy it anyways :P
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StupidBoyXo · 9 years ago
What about the skinny people? We'd die.
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pandoralova · 9 years ago
all of us wittians should each give like $5 and pool it all together to invent this and sell it and we'd all be so rich and SKINNY!!!
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sexyybeastt6 · 9 years ago
we'd be the skinniest freaking country... im going to have very good dreams about that tonight.... <3
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xxOneDirectioner4lifexx · 9 years ago
i wud wiegh 5 pounds.
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Silencewhisper · 9 years ago
i would buy it
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sweetimperfection · 9 years ago
omg so true!
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animegirl101 · 9 years ago
yah!
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live_to_love15 · 9 years ago
this is brilliant!
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grownsimba · 9 years ago
♥ word up.
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adamsgirl0420* · 9 years ago
my friend said this yesterdayyy.
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wittyquotesgurl · 9 years ago
lol i could already go on the internet while going on the treadmill
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Breeze · 9 years ago
That would be cool! But that technology would probably cost more than an actual treadmill and actual wifi ;D Haha
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Katyax96 · 9 years ago
hahaha they should!!!!!
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