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Dad: why are your eyes red?
Me: i smoke marajuana, dad
Dad: don't lie to me, you were crying because you have no friends

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Dad: why are your eyes red? Me: i smoke marajuana, dad Dad: don't

1337 faves · 3 comments · Jul 23, 2012 6:53pm

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UND3R · 1 decade ago
I'll be your friend!!!! I need friends too.
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hallucinating* · 1 decade ago
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6061468
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Tammyx3 · 1 decade ago
he probably thought you were a vampire if he actually thought about it:)
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