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never_forget

1. never_forget
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   September 26, 2013 4:31pm UTC
   it's so strange that autumn is so beautful
   when everything is actually dying.♥
   
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2. never_forget
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   September 26, 2013 4:28pm UTC
   things will get better in the end. if they're not better now, it's not the end.
   
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3. never_forget
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   September 26, 2013 4:23pm UTC
   & i remeber your eyes were so bright
   when i first met you, so in love that night♥
   
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4. never_forget
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   March 8, 2013 6:32pm UTC
   things will get better in the end. if they're not better now, it's not the end.
   
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5. never_forget
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   November 1, 2012 5:28pm UTC
   Me When I Start Liking Someone: *Stare From A Distance*
   
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6. never_forget
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2012 5:26pm UTC
   **Hurricane Sandy**
   Even if it were to snow or flood where I live,
   I'd either be riding a polar bear to school
   or floating on a boat I handcrafted.
   My school is not gonna cancel. Let's be real here.
   
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7. never_forget
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   October 28, 2012 4:59pm UTC
   Friend: Why Do You Laugh At Your Own Jokes?
   Me: Cause I'm F*cking Hilarious, That's Why.
   
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8. never_forget
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   October 25, 2012 5:35pm UTC
   My Room Is Almost As Dirty As My Mind.
   
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9. never_forget
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   October 24, 2012 6:11pm UTC
   Guy Friend: You Have Something On Your Butt.
   Me: Ohmygod! What Is It!?
   Guy Friend: My eyes.
   
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10. never_forget
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    October 21, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    Twerk or Treat.
    
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11. never_forget
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    October 21, 2012 3:30pm UTC
    If I'm Sarcastic With You, It Probably Means I'm Flirting With You Or You Really Annoy Me And I Can't Stand You And Your Sh*t.
    Your Mission, If You Choose To Accept It, Is To Figure Out Which One I'm Leaning Towards.
    
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12. never_forget
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    October 21, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Me: Wow...I Finally Understand Math!
    *Moves To Next Problem*
    Me: What The F*ck Is This?!
    
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13. never_forget
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    October 13, 2012 1:01pm UTC
    Facebook: Someone Has Added A Photo Of You.
    Me: F*ck.
    
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14. never_forget
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    Me: I Need To Go On A Diet.
    Mom:
    Dad:
    Sister:
    Bird:
    Principal:
    Michael Phelps:
    Rock:
    Slug:
    Spiderman:
    Pillow Pet:
    Ron Weasley:
    Abby Lee Miller:
    Santa Claus:
    Chicken Little:
    Animal Balloon:
    Bunny Slippers:
    Tennis Ball:
    Zayn:
    Taylor Swift:
    Steve:
    Facebook:
    Shrub:
    Tooth Paste:
    Stapler:
    Sandy Cheeks:
    Blade Of Grass:
    Spider:
    Selena Gomez:
    Tim Tebow:
    Channing Tatum:
    Josh Hutcherson:
    Bob The Builder:
    Snooki:
    Pony Tail:
    Doorbell:
    Sports Bra:
    Witty: May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor.
    
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15. never_forget
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    i may still care, i just know better now.
    
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16. never_forget
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    October 6, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    &whoever created fuzzy socks,
    i applaud you.
    
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17. never_forget
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 10:57am UTC
    &have you ever realized
    how f*cking weird boobs are. like seriously.
    
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18. never_forget
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    October 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    it's so strange that autumn is so beautful
    when everything is actually dying.♥
    
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19. never_forget
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    why is Peter Pan always in the air?
    he Neverlands.♥
    
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20. never_forget
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    October 3, 2012 6:40pm UTC
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