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hallucinating*

1. hallucinating*
   posted a quote
   February 15, 2014 1:07am UTC
   *accidentally calls a teacher "bae"*
   
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2. hallucinating*
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   October 19, 2013 11:29am UTC
   WTF I JUST CAME BACK WHERE DID EVERYONE FROM WITTY GO OMG
   
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3. hallucinating*
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2013 5:32pm UTC
   me everyday on facebook:
   me: oh no that nig.ga didn't
   me: ew oMG HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A SHIRT
   me: oh he's cute
   me: dam.n
   me: what's this nig.ga's name
   me: i already know where our wedding is gonna be
   me: omg no one cares who you have a crush on
   me: you seem to have a diffent crush every fu/king day
   me: what time is it
   me: 5 AM?!??!?
   me: psh i'm not even tired
   me: too swag for sleep
   me: dope
   me: trill
   me: young money nigg.a
   
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4. hallucinating*
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   May 30, 2013 12:09am UTC
   i just don't like Acacia Brinley.
   
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5. hallucinating*
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   May 28, 2013 8:26pm UTC
   jealousy. i hate it.
   
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6. hallucinating*
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2013 9:49pm UTC
   If you're not going to let it out, you're going to let it eat you away.
   
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7. hallucinating*
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   March 10, 2013 2:15pm UTC
   John Tucker must die.
   
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8. hallucinating*
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2013 10:48pm UTC
   Who watched this video?
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltun92DfnPY Very inspiring ♥
   
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9. hallucinating*
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   March 7, 2013 7:41pm UTC
   She's a broken branch on a differen't family tree.
   
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10. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 12:22pm UTC
    Why am I so afraid to lose you?
    When I never even had you?
    
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11. hallucinating*
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    February 19, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Me naturally: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
    Me: LOL OK HOLD UP
    Me: ASDFGHJKL;LKJHGFDSA
    Me: LSWOEDEORHNGFTIRHENVCMJTROHVNCFNFRG
    *cute guy walks by*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *creepy face* Why hello there ;)
    
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12. hallucinating*
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    February 19, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    I would like to apologize to people
    I have NOT offended. Please be patient.
    I will get to you shortly.
    
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13. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    Giovanna Plowman and
    Honey Boo Boo's mom both have boyfriends and some of you are single. Just let that sink in.
    
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14. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    When someone erases the board while you're still taking notes.
    
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15. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    Onions think they're ugly because
    you cry after after you get
    them naked.
    
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16. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    we mermaid for eachother ♥
    
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17. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    Bunnylover43 Format
    Google
    how to be pretty
    Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky
    Change Background Image Advertising Programs Business Solutions Privacy & Terms‎ +Google ‎ About Google
    
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18. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:37am UTC
    Okay. Everybody listen.
    remember that one quote from BravoSierra that was created weeks ago? The one that said Witty wasn't the same? Because of how people are gone. Top quotes are different. To be honest, I had an account in summer 2011. It was called summertimesadgirl. It got reported. Weird? I know.
    Whatever. Summer 2011 on witty was the best. Because everyone was active, top quotes had 1000 favorites, not just 500.
    Straight to the point, I want to promote Witty on tumblr. So more people can join. But I need you to help. Reblog the picture and like? Please help it get lots of notes possibly for more people to join? They're just like us. Well, some. So, idea: Yes or No?
    
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19. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    Love ends too quickly
    & heartbreak lasts too long
    
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20. hallucinating*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    http://www.jotleaf.com/br0kengalaxies/br0kengalaxies/#
    WRITE HERE AND I'LL LOVE YOU ♥ Mainly for my tumblr, but whatevs.
    
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