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Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.
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Mum: Why is your room always so messy? Me: So that if someone

1023 faves · 3 comments · Jul 22, 2012 12:33am

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SmilesEverywhere · 1 decade ago
i have soo thought that before
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savannarosee · 1 decade ago
story of my life x)
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lindseypaiva_xox · 1 decade ago
haha im soo gonna use that when my mom asks me that...lol
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