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Member Since: 14 Jul 2011 10:19pm

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hey  guys ,
this is a secret account, shhhhh : ) 


  1. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 1:33am UTC
    CAN YOU SEE ME, I AM A GIRAFFE
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  2. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 1:23am UTC
    he broke up with you, right? after telling you he loved you. yeah, I know he lavished you in compliments, only to put himself down so you could help his "low ego". did he tell you that you were beautiful? or maybe he'd always mention how he was lying in bed and wished you were there. he dragged "I love you" out of you, didn't he? yeah, don't deny it. he would talk to you last thing at night and first thing in the morning. he constantly mentioned losing sleep over you, every night, but we both know he slept like a rock. all of your friends hate him now, don't they?remember how happy they were for you? they warned you. just remember, it's okay to cry. there will be the "one time's" and "I remember"s, and once you think you're over him, watch out.you better keep your eyes closed in the hallways, because I promise you, the next time you see him, he will be all over another girl. a little part of you will want to warn her, but nobody will blame you for hating her and blaming her for your pain. yeah, you'll compare all guys to him, because aside from the manwhorish, heart-breaker thing, he was perfect. he was everything you had ever wanted. Listen, you will find the perfect guy for you just like everybody says you will, and it will be soon. the most important thing though is don't let him know he hurt you. don't let him know he could have you back in a heartbeat. don't give him that satisfaction. make him think you're completely happy. when he decides to wave at you like nothing ever happened, wave back, sure. but don't smile. make him think he meant as little to you, as you obviously meant to him

  3. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 10:04am UTC
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  4. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 12:38pm UTC
    he broke up with you, right? after telling you he loved you. yeah, I know he lavished you in compliments, only to put himself down so you could help his "low ego". did he tell you that you were beautiful? or maybe he'd always mention how he was lying in bed and wished you were there. he dragged "I love you" out of you, didn't he? yeah, don't deny it. he would talk to you last thing at night and first thing in the morning. he constantly mentioned losing sleep over you, every night, but we both know he slept like a rock. all of your friends hate him now, don't they? remember how happy they were for you? they warned you. just remember, it's okay to cry. there will be the "one time's" and "I remember"s, and once you think you're over him, watch out. you better keep your eyes closed in the hallways, because I promise you, the next time you see him, he will be all over another girl. a little part of you will want to warn her, but nobody will blame you for hating her and blaming her for your pain. yeah, you'll compare all guys to him, because aside from the manwhorish, heart-breaker thing, he was perfect. he was everything you had ever wanted. Listen, you will find the perfect guy for you just like everybody says you will, and it will be soon. the most important thing though is don't let him know he hurt you. don't let him know he could have you back in a heartbeat. don't give him that satisfaction. make him think you're completely happy. when he decides to wave at you like nothing ever happened, wave back, sure. but don't smile. make him think he meant as little to you, as you obviously meant to him.

  5. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    I have insecurities, I can admit that
    You have commitment problems..
    when will you admit that?

  6. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:32pm UTC
    "those crocs look great on you!"
    -Nobody

  7. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 1:45am UTC
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  8. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    i'm in need for a witty bestfriend

  9. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    moment of silence for the kid born on December 31st, 1999 at 11:59 p.m. who claims himself to be a 90's child.

  10. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    HOME
    where you can look ugly & enjoy it.

  11. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    i'm pretty sure if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry..

  12. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    Brain: it's been 6 seconds, check your phone!!

  13. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    that moment when you hear someone call your bestfriend their bestfriend & you're like,
    ".... umm, no."

  14. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    best way to mess up someones knock knock joke?
    i t 's open.

  15. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    "no offense"
    i'm about to insult you, but don't get mad.

  16. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    teenager post#2;
    that moment when you're texting him & he says something really sweet, but then you think, "does he say this to every other girl?" but you force yourself not think about it.

  17. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    what if i told you............................
    you read the top line wrong
    well, good 'cause you didn't ;)

  18. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 1:59pm UTC
    teenager post#1;
    wanting to text him, but you feel like he doesn't wanna talk to you.

  19. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    awkward moment when you go see a funny movie with your crush & you're the only one laughing..

  20. kristaa33 kristaa33
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    awkward moment when you realize you've been played.

:)

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