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auubree
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May 12, 2012 10:02am UTC

scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
nmq

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AlNicholas
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May 14, 2012 6:15pm UTC

you thought this was
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two seperate quotes, right?

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auubree
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May 11, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
nmq

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC

They should invent
a treadmill with a laptop built
in and the internet wouldn't
work unless you were actually
walking and if you wanted to
download something you had
to run and the faster you run
the faster it downloads.
I'd buy it and lose so
much weight.

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Raymatts
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 4:20pm UTC

The quote below me is a lie.
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Don't listen to the quote above me, he doesn't know what he's talking about...
double quote format by Breeze

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Beautifulheartmindbody
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 3:33pm UTC

I really want to grab
a little kid by the
shoulders, and
shout
"I'M YOU! FROM
THE FUTURE!"
in their face

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insignificantx
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 3:26pm UTC

So I see the ever-famous quote: "When I go to the restaurant and the waiter asks us if we want a table. And I'm like 'No, carpet for 6 please!'" And I think: So what would you do if the waiter actually cleared a space on the floor for you? Would you sit down, or leave? Yup, that's what I thought... I'd sit down too :)

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 4:14pm UTC

I put the "pro"
In procrastination

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laurenps
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 9:34pm UTC

Doing a little dance Without the mirror: OMG this move probably looks soo cool!
Doing move with mirror: I look like a dying squirrel
♥

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NeverForgetYourBeauty
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:14am UTC

Admit it;
you smile whenever you're near him.
He makes you act like an idiot.
He knows how to make you laugh.
You love him, but you don't know why (:
--------------- ♥ --------------- N M Q

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Confessions_of_a_dancer7
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 10:20am UTC

click to see this quote

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Birthday then:
Wow! Look at all of these presents!
Birthday now:
Wow! Look at all of these notifications
my old quote(:♥

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larrythelobster
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 1:09pm UTC

8 planets,
204 countries,
809 islands,
7 seas,
7,000,000,000+ people,
And i'm single.

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 1:14pm UTC

How to Annoy Pizza Hut
You: Hello is this Pizza Hut?
Pizza Hut: Why yes, what can we do for you?
You: Could you give me the number for Domino's?

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coolerthanyou
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 10:24pm UTC

mom: you're so beautiful hunny, you could get any guy you want.
on the internet: You're Gorgeous! Why are you single?
crush: get out of my way you demented potato.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 3:01am UTC

the next time you're in an empty room,
say, "I know you're listening. The game's up."
>>>> either you just talked to yourself,
or you just freaked out a secret organization.

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BananaSplitxo
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 9:59pm UTC

I fake the dates on my papers
That way it doesn't look like I did it last minute.
♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 7:45pm UTC

Why do we need algebra?
Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate.
.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 7:34pm UTC

that annoying moment when
your favorite song comes on and your friends keeps talking to you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 8:39pm UTC

When I like someone:
5% talk to them
95% stare.

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