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Bewbs.

I haven't been on witty for 2 flipping years.. Until now.
And can I just say that I'm now 13? *eughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
I've just gone through a phase where I'd say 'WHAT EVEN LYFFFF' and I'm slowly recovering.

Have a great day, wherever you are.

xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 12:39pm UTC

Do you know what hurts?
When somebody you love,
doesn't love you back,
because of a prettier girl.
And now I know,
what other wittians feel, when they experience this.

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 12:53pm UTC

... Study this small story. Hope that it makes a BIG change in YOU.
A Professor began his class by holding up
a glass with some water in it.
He held it up for all to see & asked the students
“How much do you think this glass weighs?”
'50g!' ....
'100g!' ..... '125g'
..the students answered.
“I really don't know unless I weigh it,”
said the professor,
“but, my question is:
What would happen if I held it up like this
for a few minutes?”
'Nothing' …..the students said.
'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked.
'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the student.
“You're right, now what would happen
if I held it for a day?”
“Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis &
have to go to hospital for sure!”
… ventured another student
& all the students laughed …
“Very good, But during all this,
did the weight of the glass change?”
asked the professor.
‘No’…. Was the answer.
“Then what caused the arm ache &
the muscle stress?”
The students were puzzled.
“What should I do now to come out of pain?”
asked professor again.
‘Put the glass down!’ said one of the students.
“Exactly!” said the professor.
Life's problems are something like this.
Hold it for a few minutes in your head &
they seem OK.
Think of them for a long time &
they begin to ache.
Hold it even longer &
they begin to paralyze you.
You will not be able to do anything.
It's important to think of the challenges or problems in your life,
but EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to
‘PUT THEM DOWN’
at the end of every day before
You go to sleep.
That way, you are not stressed,
you wake up every day fresh &
strong & can handle any issue,
any challenge that comes your way!
So, When you leave office today,
Remember my friend to …
'PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 4:41pm UTC

Teacher: You should know this! You learnt this 3 years ago!
Me: I don't even remember what I ate last week!

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 4:25pm UTC

When I was a kid, I used to draw birds like m's
♥

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
March 14, 2012 12:58pm UTC

Laughing is the best medicine...
but when you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
March 12, 2012 5:04pm UTC

My iphone's broken.
I put it on airplane mode but it didn't fly.

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 4:29pm UTC

How to find the name of a song: Type the lyrics you know into google and hope for the best

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 3:37pm UTC

Don't text me
while I'm texting you!
Now I have to change my text.

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 3:28pm UTC

Secret
(noun)
Something you tell everybody
to tell nobody

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 1:53pm UTC

Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel.
-_________________-

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 1:14pm UTC

How to Annoy Pizza Hut
You: Hello is this Pizza Hut?
Pizza Hut: Why yes, what can we do for you?
You: Could you give me the number for Domino's?

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 2:33pm UTC

Checking your watch
to see what time it is
and checking again
because
you weren't paying attention.

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
March 9, 2012 2:30pm UTC

I like Rumors!
I found out so much about me
that I didn't even know!

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:50pm UTC

You're beautiful.
( hold your cursor over this quote)

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 12:23pm UTC

Watching a horror Movie with friends
"This is SO fake"
Watching a horror by myself
*Grab a pillow and hug it in fear*
"Its not real, Its not real, Its not real...."

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 12:19pm UTC

When my friend's ask for candy that i'm eating,
I give them the flavor I dislike
True

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 9:48pm UTC

You mean the mini table on the pizza ISNT actually a mini table?
My Childhoods over. =[

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 12:47pm UTC

WhenI was a little kid:
Plastic bag = Parachute

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xXFeeling_HappyXx
posted a quote
February 16, 2012 12:38pm UTC

Best childhood memory:
Fall asleep on the couch
The next morning you wake up in your bed
I can teleport!
♥