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Raymatts

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Member Since: 11 Aug 2011 12:08pm

Last Seen: 27 Jun 2013 01:38pm

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  1. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    me: yes I finished my homework fast so I can go to bed early for once
    me:
    me: *stays up all night anyway*

  2. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    I know what I've been told: You gotta work to feed the soul
    But I can't do this all on my own. No I know, I'm no superman

  3. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    You know that feeling
    when you tell an original joke and only one person hears it,
    and then that person says it louder and gets all the credit?
    It's annoying, right?
    Witty is the same way. People take funny quotes from other
    websites (mostly tumblr) and try and pass them off as their
    own. They get a bunch of faves, and followers, and
    comments saying "I love your quotes!!" but they aren't their
    quotes.
    It just peeves me, guys.
    If you take a quote from somewhere else and put in on witty,
    that's fine. But at the bottom of the quote, just write who you
    got it from. Give them the credit they deserve. Okay? Okay.

  4. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    As a fond mother when the day is o'er
    Leads by the hand her little child to bed,
    Half willing, half reluctant to be led,
    And leave his broken playthings on the floor,
    Still gazing at them through the open door,
    Nor wholly reassured and comforted
    By promises of others in their stead
    Which, though more splendid, may not please him more.
    So Nature deals with us and takes away
    Our playthings one by one, and by the hand
    Leads us to rest so gently, that we go,
    Scarce knowing if we wished to go or stay,
    Being too full of sleep to understand
    How far the unknown transcends the what we know.
    -Longfellow, "Nature"

  5. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 11:14am UTC
    The Witty theme song
    (to the tune of the "we just got a letter" song from Blues Clues):
    You got that from tumblr
    You got that from tumblr
    You got that from tumblr
    Don't act like it's yours

  6. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 10:24am UTC
    me: *hits a lamp*
    me: *apologizes to lamp*

  7. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 12:30am UTC
    I think there is something truly amazing about laughter. Not chuckling, not giggling, but real, un-restricted, hysterical laughter. I believe you don’t really know someone until you’ve seen them crack up. They’re shaking, smiling from ear to ear, their cheeks are bulging and red, and tears are forming in their eyes. They are making uncontrollable sounds of genuine happiness, which is something very rare to hear. They can’t stand up. But they’re still smiling, so much that their face hurts. That’s when their guard is down, and that’s when you can really see them. I just think that’s wonderful.

  8. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 12:27pm UTC
    Bunnylover43 Format
    "You only live forever in the lights you make.
    When we were young we used to say
    that you only hear the music when your heart begins to break. Now we are the kids from yesterday."
    Dear My Chemical Romance,
    throughout these twelve years you have inspired and saved the lives of thousands. In my darkest times, when I felt the most alone, you were always there for me. You always had a song to describe exactly what I was feeling. When I was sad, I had you. When I needed an upbeat song to jam to, I still had you. Seeing you in concert was one of the most magical nights of my life. Thank you for your amazing music, and your general perfection. Thank you for existing. Thank you for everything you've done for your fans. You won't be forgetten. The MCRmy is not afraid to keep on living. We love you.

  9. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    guys I was just texting the guy I like and I was trying to say that I'm kind of a germaphobe but my phone autocorrected so I texted him "I'm kind of a hermaphrodite" and BASICALLY IM GOING TO CURL UP IN A BALL AND DIE

  10. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    I never thought I could feel this way
    about someone I just met

  11. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    WHY ISNT TOBIAS EATON A REAL PERSON THATS ALL I WANT

  12. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 11:55pm UTC
    No matter how bad it gets,
    don't give up.
    Always keep running.
    We will always be there for you.
    Just turn up the speakers,
    sing like no one's listening,
    dance like nobody's there.
    -Gerard Way

  13. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    me half the time: dude f.ck you seriously i'll f.cking fight you suck my d.ck you f.cking f.cker i hate everyone
    me half the time: OH MY GOD IS THAT A PUPPY OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT'S CUTE FACE ITS SO ADORABLE AHH I WANT TO SING SONGS TO IT SOMEONE GIVE ME A HUG

  14. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    He told me he built a
    thyme machine
    like one in a film I've seen
    but he didn't go to the year 3000
    because his machine was made of herbs
    so it didn't work...

  15. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    my aunt: pepsi is paying beyonce 50 million, they're putting her face on the can
    my grandpa: they can put her face on my can

  16. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    me: no one understands me
    my brother: no one stands under me

  17. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    I don't like jewelry, but I do like food and romance. Therefore my future husband should propose to me using a Keebler fudge stripe cookie.

  18. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    Why are dressers called dressers if they don’t dress anything and why are drawers called drawers when they don’t draw they just hold stuff seriously this is making me angry

  19. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    One time when I was like 4 or 5 I went to Chuck E. Cheese for the first time with my babysitter. She handed me a bunch of tokens and said have fun but I didn’t know what to do with them so I went over to the prize counter put my tokens on it and asked if I could have the fairy princess tiara but the lady was like no you have to play the games and get tickets first and I was so confused and embarrassed and that’s basically why I never talk to people ever

  20. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    Jenna Marbles: *Pushes slinky down stairs*
    Jenna Marbles: Thanks Obama

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