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- so fly it's like a blessing ♥
my name is aubree and i am 16. i am a junior in high school right now. i live in the south, georgia to be exact. i love my friends, shopping, gymnastics, music, quotes and my phone. i have auburn hair and blue eyes. i'm about 5'6, but i wish i was a little taller. if there is anything else you want to know, don't hesitate to ask me. ♥

but you can't have a man look at you for five seconds, without you being insecure. you never credit yourself, so when you got older - seems like a game back ten times over. now you're sitting here in this damn corner, looking through all your thoughts and looking over your shoulder. see you had a lot of crooks trying to steal your heart, never really had luck, couldn't never figure out how to love. you had a lot of moments that didn't last forever, now you're in the corner trying to figure out how to love, how to love. for a second you were here - now you're over there. it's hard not to stare, the way you move your body like you never had a love. you had a lot of dreams that transform into visions. the fact that you saw the world affected all your decisions. but it wasn't your fault, wasn't in your intentions. you're the one here talking to me, you don't want to listen. see you had a lot of crooks trying to steal your heart, never really had luck, couldn't never figure out how to love. see you had a lot of moments that didn't last forever. now you're in the corner trying to put it together how to love, how to love. ♥
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  1. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Doctor: Are you sexually active?
    Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset.
    nmq/nmf

  2. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    Are you part of the 98% or 2%? Answer the questions but DON'T look at the end.
    Think of a number from 1-10.
    Multiply that number by 9
    If there are two digits, add the two digits together.
    Subtract 5 from that number.
    Find the letter of the alphabet that corresponds to your number (1=A, 2=B, 3=C, etc)
    Think of a COUNTRY that begins with your letter
    Think of an animal that begins with the LAST letter of that country
    Thnink of a fruit that beins with the LAST letter of that animal
    98% of people are thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange. 2% of people have minds different enough to be thinking of something else.
    So are you a part of the 98% or the 2%?
    nmq

  3. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Koala: I have all of the necessary koalafications.
    Elephant: Your koalafications are irrelephant.
    Lion: Don't listen to him, he's lion.
    Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable.
    Horse: It's making my voice horse.
    Owl: Please horse. When do you ever say something smart? Don't worry, owl wait.
    nmq/nmf

  4. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
    guys: ew fat chicks
    nmq/nmf

  5. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    me: *does 5 situps*
    me: where are my abs
    nmq/nmf

  6. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 11:36am UTC
    What's wrong with our society:
    Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
    America: Well sure why not?
    Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
    America: Whatever you want!
    Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
    America: Okay, sounds like fun!
    Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and —
    America: WHAT THE FCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
    nmq

  7. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 10:04am UTC
    ticket holder at the movie theater: enjoy your movie
    me: thanks you too
    nmq/nmf

  8. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 3:12pm UTC
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  9. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Math word problems
    question: A farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots.What is the probability that his mom's name is Leslie?
    nmq

  10. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    You're not alone.
    Papa John's pizza: 877-547-PAPA (7272)
    Domino's pizza: 800-903-1151
    Just in case. You never know who might need it.
    nmq

  11. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 7:57pm UTC
    I wanna throw a party
    with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
    nmq

  12. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?

  13. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 12:49pm UTC
    people at my school: yeah i go to parties every weekend and get wasted
    me: sometimes, i sit on my kitchen floor and pretend to be a crumb
    nmq

  14. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 10:02am UTC
    scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week
    me: you mean per day
    scientist: what
    me: what
    nmq

  15. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Extreme makeover: home edition
    girl: i kinda like horses
    ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
    nmq

  16. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    A relationship isn't a test;
    so why cheat?

  17. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    FISH
    fck it, sh*t happens.

  18. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 12:19pm UTC
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  19. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    We always blame society.
    But WE are society.

  20. auubree auubree
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    Do you buy your pants on sale?
    Because at my house, they'd be 100% off.

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