KrissyMchotness

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KrissyMchotness

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Member Since: 14 Apr 2012 09:38pm

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Ohhai thur :3

KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 6:38pm UTC

♥ One time in class we were taking a test
and this kid kept looking at my answers
so I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up
four wheel drive
carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a Louisville slugger
T o b o t h h e a d l i g h t s
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
maybe next time he'l l
think before
he cheats

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 3:02pm UTC

THE BEST THING BOUT TONIGHT'S
that we're not fighting

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 11:35am UTC

CAN I JUST
go to sleep
AND WAKE UP
NEXT SUMMER

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KrissyMchotness
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August 25, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Plot twist: Paul is going to rap in LWWY like the Jonas Brother's bodyguard did in Burnin' Up

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 1:16am UTC

I use Witty quotes in real life
and my friends think I'm a comedic genious.

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 2:55am UTC

i never take baths because
horror movies have tought me i'll die if i do

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Sometimes I forget
not all of you are from America :3

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KrissyMchotness
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August 19, 2012 3:53pm UTC

*stomach rumbles*
Me: Shhh baby don't cry, momma's here

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 7:26pm UTC

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
But we are never ever ever
getting back together

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 4:35pm UTC

I WISH PEOPLE COULD HIBERNATE ♥

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 12:57am UTC

Why am I on Club Penguin at one in the morning.

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 11:12pm UTC

------------------------
Chivalry is dead
but you're still kinda cute
------------------------
*nmf

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 11:01pm UTC

click to see this quote

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 10:57pm UTC

This night' s a perfect shade of
dark blue

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 11:02pm UTC

Everyone is talking about the Victoria's secret love my body vs the dove one.
I think both are wrong.
Victoria's secret shows only skinny girls
and dove shows only bigger girls
I think they need a mix of both. And of the girls inbetween, and of the girls bigger and smaller,different races and heights.
EVERY shape should be represented
not just one.

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 2:47am UTC

iCarly
Carly: But still isn't that taking advantage of people?
Sam: I see nothing wrong with taking advantage of the stupid
Spencer: Thats why we HAVE stupid people

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 1:18am UTC

I FALL IN LOVE LIKE YOU FALL ASLEEP
SLOWLY, THEN ALL AT ONCE

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 1:11am UTC

not you, fat jesus

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 1:07am UTC

I'm not ignoring you
I'm just waiting to see
if you'll make an effort
format by neversaynever16

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 11:49pm UTC

You know you're forever alone
When even the echo on skype
is offline

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