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muffinsandwitty7557
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July 1, 2012 3:03pm UTC

Pretty girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than hot.
Me: I'll take what I can get.

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timraandnicole
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July 2, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Normal Teenager: Make sure to be quiet while sneaking out of the house at 1am
Me: Make sure to be quiet while making a sandwich at 1am.

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AustinH
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June 29, 2012 8:02pm UTC

FUN FACT:
People born in 1994-1999
have lived in three decades,
two centuries,
and two millenniums.
And they are not even 18 yet.

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Lukas_has_a_new_Witty
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July 2, 2012 2:12pm UTC

And today, my mom's boyfreind asked me for permission to ask my mom to marry him < 3

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WhisperInTheDark
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June 29, 2012 1:33am UTC

I know you don't care, but,
My Daddy comes home from Iraq tomorrow!♥

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 10:36pm UTC

imagine if we're all still on witty in 70 years...
"just got another new cat..... YOLO."
"bought adele's new album, 91 today..."
"can i please have 84 faves for my 84th birthday? (:"
"ONE DIRECTION SIGNED MY WALKING STICK"

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Oliviaxo
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 10:07am UTC

Here's to the girls
that joined witty, BEFORE One Direction took over.
~
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ILoveStarWars
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 12:19pm UTC

"I like your hair"
Thanks. I grew it myself.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Yelling someone's name in
different voices until they finally hear you.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 9:44am UTC

Straightening my hair
and it's not getting flat.. oops, *turns it on*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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beachybum1234
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Worst crime ever commited by gym teachers:
Making girls do gym activities when on their period.

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wHaLeSoNgS
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May 16, 2012 5:32pm UTC

Average girl at my school: Last night I went to the mall and bought a really exposing tank top for $200. Then I went to Jimmy's house and we hard core made out and I took selfies with my besties. But then, ohmygod, some girl on facebook was totally on me for being a sl*t. Wtf?
Me: Last night I bought some pita chips. Then I ate them. Then I stroked my cat.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 2:42pm UTC

Imagine being kidnapped
when you have a cold
Your mouth would be duct taped
And your nose would be stuffed

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runningislife*
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Mom: You're so pretty!
Friends: Give some of your prettiness
Aunt: You could win a beauty pageant!
Dad: How much do I have to pay this month for your cosmetics?
Grandparents: I will pay for your whole wedding♥
Mom: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Best Friends: Y U NO UGLY?!
Society: So.. what shall we name this new species?
mq,mf

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mick
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May 16, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Dear single girls reading this,
I feel bad for the guys, because they're missing out on a really beautiful and amazing girl.

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SkylarJessica13
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 9:41pm UTC

this isnt pretty, so you probably will just skip by it.... just like our society taught us to.

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prplesockerninja22
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Did you know?
The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.
nmf

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 3:12pm UTC

Me: *relaxing*
Bird: *crashes into my window*
Me:
Me:
Me: God is playing Angry Birds.
Me:
Me:
Me: God thinks I'm a pig.

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