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Average girl at my school: Last night I went to the mall and bought a really exposing tank top for $200. Then I went to Jimmy's house and we hard core made out and I took selfies with my besties. But then, ohmygod, some girl on facebook was totally on me for being a sl*t. Wtf?
Me: Last night I bought some pita chips. Then I ate them. Then I stroked my cat.
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Average girl at my school: Last night I went to the mall and

995 faves · 7 comments · May 16, 2012 5:32pm

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livlivo · 1 decade ago
the second one describes my life! hahaha
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styles* · 1 decade ago
PEETA
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sweetimperfection · 1 decade ago
hahaha rotflmao
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Wildthing_at_heart · 1 decade ago
SO me;)
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
... What're selfies? :/ Do I want to know?
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Nightlock · 1 decade ago
pita=PEETA!!!
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PrettyXPrincess · 1 decade ago
Ow, your quote just made coke out of my nose,
It's hilarious and sad because It's true (x
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