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Hi I'm Emily I am 11, I'm not gonna tell you what state I live in cuz you, my friend, could possibly be a rapist/stalker... anyway I love my friends and family and black veil brides!!! Im interesting... In the past I've done stupid things like, nevermind. If you care to read this thanks you're not so f**ked up after all. Meow

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January 25, 2013 1:12pm UTC

JILL IS MY BIFFLE

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December 22, 2012 9:26am UTC

Thinhs Happen
Chapter 18 Goodbye
"WE'RE HOME!" I yelled excitedly to Charlie as we stepped through the door holding Jacoby. He smiled and picked up Jacoby, "hewo buddy!" he giggled and kissed his cheek, Jacoby gave him a slobbery kiss er something in exchange, i smiled. ~RING RING RING~ I picked up the phone, "hello" i said still smiling. "Hello, may i speak to Charlie Simons?" it was a womans voice, she sounded somewhat unhappy. "Sure.." i handed the phone to Charlie. "Hello?" he said and waited for a response. Tears ran down his face, "how?" he asked. F*ck what happened now? Charlie hung up the phone and gave Jaciby to me, quickly going to his room after. Katya and Jill stood there awkwardly... so did i. "Ima check the recording.." i said confused. I listened to the recording. Charlie's parents are dead. Just like that. Gone. They were shot while at the beach along with six others. I frowned and told Katya and Jill and asked them to stay here tonight, they agreed.
TWO HOURS LATER
~knock knock~ "Charlie... can i come in?" i asked and he opened his door, i sat down, "baby its okay.. I know how you feel.." i soothed him. He just nodded and put his head on my shoulder. "Whats your favorite song babe?" i asked. "Bulletproof Heart by MCR." he mumbled. I started singing, "gravity dont mean to much to me, im who ive got to be, these pigs are after me, after you, run away like it was yesterday, and we could run away, run away from here.." i sang quiently. Gah i suck at singing. Charlie fell asleep and i went out to Katya and Jill. Jacoby slept and Katya, Jill and I sat chatting quietly and watching a movie.
ps i spelled 'things' wrong in the title sorry i cant fix it :/

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December 21, 2012 9:05pm UTC

I wish i was the sentimental ornament you hung on the Christmas tree...

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December 21, 2012 9:01pm UTC

Things Happen
Chapter 17 Reunited
I walked to the pond covered in mud, Charlie saw me and smirked, "well hello there i see youve gotten undressed" he giggled. "Yeah and im god damn freezing too." i said and stepped into the pond. I shivered and Charlie wrapped his warm arms around me and rubbed my back.
THE NEXT DAY
i picked up my phone and dialed Jills number... she answered immediatley. "Hey girl!" she said in the girly girl voice she does. I laughed "Hi Jill," i started, "will you come with me to get Jacoby today?" i asked. "Aw he's coming home today? he's so cute and adora- uh i mean yes! lets call Katya too kay?" she chattered excitedly. "Sure she'll want to come i bet." i responded. I drove to Jills house first because she knew the way to Katyas house and i suck at directions. "HEY GUYS!" Katya yelled and got in the back of the car so she could sit with Jacoby when we picked him up. As usual Katya had a tube of icing and a box of sweetarts, "hey gimme a sweetart." i said and she handed me a blue one, "F*CK YEAH BLUE!" i yelled and continued driving. We got to the hospital around 2:15 and we all excitedly chatted about getting to see my son. I stepped up to the counter, the nurse looked up "hi how may i help you?" she asked. "yeah hi im here for my son Jacoby Shadows." "name?" she mumbled. "Emily Shadows or it may be put in with my fiancé's last name, Simons." she scanned a list, "ah yes Mrs. Simons follow me," she said, "oh your son has been such a dear!" We followed the woman to a room and as soon as i stepped through the door Jacoby laughed and bounced, i smiled and picked him up, gave him a kiss on the cheek and carried him out of the hospital. I called Charlie and told him i got Jacoby he cheered and i let him talk to the baby on the way home it was so cute!

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December 21, 2012 6:49pm UTC

Things Happen
Chapter 16 Some Fun for a Change
"What the f*ck are you okay?" Charlie asked concerned. "yeah im fine" i smiled. Woah i just smiled... holy sh*t (side note i read a chapter and realized that the curses got changed so if something in them doesnt make sense its a curse)
LATER THAT NIGHT
"Hey babe?" Charlie asked. "Yes?" i said happily. "Lets go out!" he said excitedly. "where?" i asked. "youll see" he said and pulled me into his room. He pulled out swim trunks for him and handed me a t-shirt and a pair of his shorts. i giggled as he strippe to put on his bathing suit. Gah, his ABS! "go ahead put your stuff on" he said to me. i shook my head and pulled my skinny jeans and My Chemical Romance shirt off. "lets go... this is good enough." i winked. We drove to a pond in a clear in the woods, Charlie pushed a button in the car and a string of lights turned on, i gasped there were flowers lining the pond and streamers hung from nearby trees. i smiled but then frowned. "whats wrong? you dont like it?" Charlie asked with sadness in his voice. "no i love it, its just i realized that i miss Jacoby." i said, he hugged me and told me i'd be fine when i got in the water. i half smiled and pushed him
in jumping after. We sat in the pond, his arm around me. I traced the lines on his chest, i kissed his neck and he kissed me back and then i realized i had to pee... "uh i have to pee..." i said embarrassed. Damn bladder ruining perfect moments. While handling my situation i fell in a mud puddle and got covered in mud... f*ck theres pebbles in my bra... hehe oh well. I slipped out of my 'clothes' and walked back to the pond all muddy.

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August 19, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Dad: I have to go to the store
Brother: Can I come? I like coming
Dad: *troll dad activated* Me too! ;)
Mom: *me gusta* hehe
Me: *poker face*

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August 12, 2012 11:34am UTC

Rock, paper, take of all your clothes!
-Jenna Marbles

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August 1, 2012 11:44am UTC

Smiling like a dumbf*ck when you remember something funny...
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July 10, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Weird things about me #1: When i paint my nails i feel like i cant touch anything for the longest time or else i will ruin them completely...

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July 10, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Friend 1: And then he said talk to you later! I know he likes me!
Friend 2: OMG! He totally likes you!
Me: Wow next thing ya know he'll let you borrow bis pencil! -_-

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July 5, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Hey you, I love you!

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June 29, 2012 10:28pm UTC

I really don't mind what happens no and then, as long as you'll be my friend at the end...

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June 24, 2012 5:19pm UTC

Who has an indtagram? follow me Emilybiersack123!!! :)

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June 24, 2012 5:15pm UTC

Computer: If you don't repost this you will die!
Me: I guess I'm gonna die again...