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movinatthespeedoflove17

1. movinatthespeedoflove17
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2012 8:35pm UTC
   When my brother and I have an argument
   brother: shut up. nobody likes you.
   me: oh yeah?!
   brother: yeah.
   me:
   brother:
   me:
   brother:
   me:
   brother:
   me: OH YEAH?
   
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2. movinatthespeedoflove17
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   September 22, 2012 10:41pm UTC
   DID YOU KNOW?
   The expression "blondes have more fun"
   comes from the Viking era.
   They used to kidnap blondes
   and sell them as prostitues in other regions
   DO YOU GET IT NOW?
   
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3. movinatthespeedoflove17
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   September 21, 2012 6:09pm UTC
   Me: *throws rock at ground*
   Me: *misses*
   
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4. movinatthespeedoflove17
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   September 5, 2012 9:48pm UTC
   *Me, a fifteen year old girl watching Dora the Explorer*
   Dora: Now tell me your name!
   Me:
   Dora:
   Me:
   Dora: Nice to meet you!
   Me: B/TCH I DIDN'T SAY MY NAME YET.
   
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5. movinatthespeedoflove17
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   September 5, 2012 3:29pm UTC
   on Luke Brooks' tumblr
   Fan *on tumblr*: Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.
   Luke Brooks: "I’d cry omg not even kidding. If you’re feeling suicidal or anything go get help ok
   I love you"
   
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6. movinatthespeedoflove17
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   September 3, 2012 7:01pm UTC
   People sometimes think I'm
   retarded...
   But really, I just hate everyone.
   
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7. movinatthespeedoflove17
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   September 2, 2012 12:33pm UTC
   but do you liiiiieieeieeieeiieiieeiiiiiiiiiieieeieieeeieieeiiiike him?
   
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8. movinatthespeedoflove17
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 9:01pm UTC
   If you ever see a girl with the word "HOPE"
   written on her wrist in Sharpie give her a hug.
   because that girl is me.
   and that word means that I was thinking about cutting.
   but instead wrote
   HOPE
   
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9. movinatthespeedoflove17
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 8:52pm UTC
   No, the worst kind of crying is when
   you're holding your breath
   and silently shaking
   so no one can hear you
   breaking in half.
   
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10. movinatthespeedoflove17
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    September 1, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Plot twist: A guy thinks I'm pretty
    
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11. movinatthespeedoflove17
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    August 30, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    "We actually get a lot, a lot, a lot of hate
    I don't know why.
    We' re trying to make people smile.
    But apparently people don't like that."
    -Luke Brooks♥
    format credit to OneDirection
    
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12. movinatthespeedoflove17
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Luke brooks tumblr
    Anonymous asked: let's be honest, you'd go for a skinny girl over a not so skinny girl any day.
    Luke: Let’s be honest. People love to put pressure on me and pretend I’m the most perfect guy and you guys do want me to say exactly what you want to hear and then when I don’t you will judge me and make me feel like sh/t. You will edit and change the colour of my eyes and say ‘omg please get blue contacts’ like I’m your f/cking barbie doll and you can dress me up to your idea or perfection. So how do you want me to answer this question? Do you want me to say that everyone is beautiful? Or no, did you want me to say I prefer a curvy girl over a skinny girl. Or do you expect me to answer it another way? What do you want from me? Many of you guys forget that we are 5 normal teenage boys. Our personal life - none of your buisness. Let us keep making videos for you guys and we’ll let you watch them and give us feedback. I’m so sick of the pressure that people put on us. People think its wrong that me and Jai dropped out of school? Mind your own f/cking business and concentrate on your own education. Many of you wouldn’t even think about why or know why or have any idea why we don’t attend school anymore, but you just judge us from what you see. We weren’t strategically put together by a judge and chosen as the 5 most ideal, best looking people. So no, we’re not perfect. You want me to get blue contacts? Well I suggest you go start dressing up another man. I was born this way, it’s either you like me for who I am or you don’t. I’m not changing for any single one of you. Sorry I’m ranting so much and I probably look like the biggest as/hole but I’m in a really bad mood for personal reasons and I come on Tumblr and I’m put under even more pressure every single time trying to be your perfect guy.
    he's my idol :)
    
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13. movinatthespeedoflove17
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    August 28, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    I'm seeing a lot of hate on witty
    against girls who wear a lot of
    makeup.
    That's really not fair, you guys.
    Not everyone is content with the way they look.
    I'm not a girl who can roll out of bed
    and look pretty.
    Some of us have to try a little bit harder.
    I am not naturally pretty
    No guys compliment me
    or tell me I'm gorgeous.
    Makeup lets me
    create an illusion of beauty to hide under.
    And if you feel beautiful and confident
    without makeup?
    AWESOME!
    Rock on!
    But don't hate on the girls who don't.
    
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14. movinatthespeedoflove17
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 12:19am UTC
    Anonymous asked: Would you date a girl who has scars from self-harm?
    Luke Brooks: Yes.
    ♥
    
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15. movinatthespeedoflove17
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    August 25, 2012 12:42pm UTC
    "Always."
    - said Snape
    
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16. movinatthespeedoflove17
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    My English Teacher Mrs. Cassens on Situational Irony
    Mrs Cassens: "Situational Irony is when you expect something to go one way,
    but it goes the other.
    Like when you've spent a ton of time looking for a fantastic birthday present
    for a friend.
    You can't wait for them to open it.
    and you're all excited waiting for them to open it.
    They open it, turn to you, and say,
    'I DON'T F/CKING WANT THIS' "
    our whole class was crying from laughter.
    
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17. movinatthespeedoflove17
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    "And they say she's in
    the class A Team
    stuck in her daydream"
    If it were not for this line in The A Team,
    I would not be alive [x] [x] [x]
    I have scribbled this over everything I owned
    when I was depressed.
    In the classes where I had no one to talk to.
    When I felt like burning myself.
    At home getting yelled.
    Not doing something right and want
    to just take it out on myself.
    I wrote those words.
    They literally saved my life.
    And I will be hearing them live in concert in a month.
    Let them give you hope too.
    
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18. movinatthespeedoflove17
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    August 16, 2012 8:32pm UTC
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19. movinatthespeedoflove17
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    August 13, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    As long as you love me- witty style
    Mom: You need to be with a friend, not witty.
    Me: I love it.
    Mom: Yeah sure you do. I know the type of girl you are. Once upon a time I used to be the same thing. You know what that means? That means that one day you'll leave the computer for something else. And delete your account.
    Me: You don't know us.
    nmf
    
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20. movinatthespeedoflove17
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    Best Feeling in the world:
    When you hug someone you really love
    really tight and they hug you back
    even TIGHTER
    
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