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Member Since: 9 Jan 2012 08:06pm

Last Seen: 28 Jan 2019 12:00pm

user id: 262100

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  1. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Wow... Witty has changed so much.

  2. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    i just want to be needed.

  3. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    hater: one direction sucks
    me: eachother

  4. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 11:38am UTC
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  5. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    me: sometimes i talk to myself
    me: omg same
    tumblr

  6. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    boy: hey I like you do you wanna hang out sometime
    boy does not exist
    boy is a figment of your imagination
    you are in a psych ward
    tumblr

  7. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    Room 317

  8. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    On a scale of one to America, how free are you to go on a date with me?? ;)
    North Korea.
    nmq

  9. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    i bet when teachers go to restaurants and the waiter
    asks "can i take your order" they reply "i don't know can you"
    :)

  10. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    the awkward moment when
    your mom's favorite song is "Swagger Jagger" by Cher Lloyd.
    :)

  11. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Tumblr isn't letting me log in.
    -_______-

  12. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    remember when you were ugly?
    yeah, neither do i.

  13. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    zayn is perfect.
    nobody is perfect.
    so zayn is nobody.
    nobody loves me.
    therefore, zayn malik loves me.

  14. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:39pm UTC
    no one: i hate liam payne

  15. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 11:43am UTC
    Witty: Don't cha wish your users were hot like mine
    Witty: Don't cha wish your users were always online
    Witty: DON'T CHA
    Facebook: Stop. This isn't funny anymore.
    Witty: DON'T CHA
    1111

  16. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    You are in a relationship with Your Cat
    ♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

  17. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    911: 911 what's your emergency?
    Me: Please send help ASAP my boyfriend is stuck!
    911: Okay, please calm down. Where is he stuck?
    Me: In my computer screen!
    1111 tumblr

  18. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Teacher: Why didn't you study?
    Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
    1111 tumblr

  19. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    GPS: Go straight.
    Louis Tomlinson: No.
    1111 tumblr

  20. alimophia alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 5:18pm UTC
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