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1. wHaLeSoNgS
   posted a quote
   June 18, 2013 6:39am UTC
   witty sounds kind of like pretty, which i am when you turn the lights off and famous rhymes with amos which is the name of my uncle who is related to me so yeah, i guess you can say that i'm witty famous.
   
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2. wHaLeSoNgS
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   April 1, 2013 8:57pm UTC
   I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
   
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3. wHaLeSoNgS
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   January 3, 2013 8:31pm UTC
   Me: Ohmygod you should get a job as a proffessional rant-listener!
   Mom: ... you mean a therapist?
   
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4. wHaLeSoNgS
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   December 31, 2012 10:09am UTC
   YOLO?
   MORE LIKE LOLNO.
   
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5. wHaLeSoNgS
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   November 26, 2012 8:22pm UTC
   My dog has been
   lurking around under my desk recently. I guess this makes him a "snoop dawg."
   
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6. wHaLeSoNgS
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   November 4, 2012 7:08pm UTC
   There's always
   that one house on your street that tries to hand out something healthy on Halloween.
   
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7. wHaLeSoNgS
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   October 14, 2012 9:08pm UTC
   73
   Woah.
   Am I awake.
   No.
   I'm asleep.
   Probably.
   Pinch me, I'm dreaming.
   People like me.
   Format by twilightgirl995
   
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8. wHaLeSoNgS
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   October 1, 2012 5:59pm UTC
   "Ohmygod, my school picture looks soooo good!"
   -said no one ever
   
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9. wHaLeSoNgS
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   September 19, 2012 5:47pm UTC
   Movie Quote #11
   "I hate the way you talk to me,
   and the way you cut your hair.
   I hate the way you drive my car.
   I hate it when you stare.
   I hate your big dumb combat boots,
   and the way you read my mind.
   I hate you so much it makes me sick;
   it even makes me rhyme.
   I hate the way you're always right.
   I hate it when you lie.
   I hate you when you make me laugh,
   and even worse when you make me cry.
   I hate when you're not around,
   Ihate when you don't call.
   But mostly I hate the way that I don't hate you.
   Not even close, not even at all."
   -10 Things I Hate About You
   
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10. wHaLeSoNgS
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    September 13, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    Today in math,
    my teacher told everyone to turn in their homework at her desk. I go up to hand it in, and some jerk elbows me in the ribs, for almost no reason whatsoever.
    The new boy at my school saw this, so he made a point of stepping aside, and saying, "Where I'm from, we believe in 'ladies first.'"
    This guy made my day, and I don't think he even realized it.
    
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11. wHaLeSoNgS
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    September 10, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    SWAGGER
    i s s e r i o u s l y o n e o f m y E n g l i s h
    v o c a b u a r y wo rds.
    day = made
    
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12. wHaLeSoNgS
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    Movie Quote #10
    "Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, I betcha don't, you're probably too sensible for that. Or have you ever, like, seen somebody? And you knew that, if that person really knew you, they would, well, they'd dump that perfect model they were dating, and they'd realize that you were that person who they wanted to spend the rest of their life with. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you've never even talked to? Ever been so alone that you've spent the night confusing a man in a coma?"
    -While You Were Sleeping
    Fave for a series xoxo
    
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13. wHaLeSoNgS
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    August 21, 2012 12:12pm UTC
    Me visiting my friend's house:
    Them: Whose there? Oh, hey, gurlfrand.
    Me: Hey, hey. I got your text and just thought I'd stop by and say 'hey.'
    Me visiting my bestfriend's house:
    Them: Food?
    Me: Yes.
    
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14. wHaLeSoNgS
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    August 13, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    Me: I like this guy. His name is John. Is John a nice name?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    Me: Good. Because someday, I'm going to marry him.
    Cleverbot: Frank?
    Me: No John. The guy who works at the supermarket.
    Cleverbot: Who is John? Does he like to go to the library?
    Me: How should I know?
    Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know.
    Me: Who John is?
    Cleverbot: No, Frank.
    And that is why you never get dating advice from your computer. No matter how well it fills the other voids in our social lives.
    
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15. wHaLeSoNgS
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    July 31, 2012 9:02am UTC
    *Me babysitting*
    Me: And what does this cow say?
    Little girl: Moo!
    Me: Yeah! What does a cat say?
    Little girl: ... Meow? Meow!
    Me: Yes, yes it does! What about this dog?
    Little girl: Roof, roof. Roof, roof!
    Me: Ok, ok, I get the point.
    Little girl: Roof, roof, roof, ROOF! ROOF! ROOF!
    Me: I know -
    Little girl: ROOF ROOF ROOF! I A DOOGY! ROOF ROOF!
    Little girl: *gets on all fours and crawls out the front door*
    
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16. wHaLeSoNgS
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    July 24, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    Movie Quote #9
    "Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat."
    -Notting Hill
    Fave for a series xoxo
    
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17. wHaLeSoNgS
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    July 23, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    DO YOU SEE WHERE OVER-OBSESSIVE FANGIRLING GOT GINNY WEASLEY?
    Yeah, half dead on the floor of the Chamber of Secrets. That's where.
    
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18. wHaLeSoNgS
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    July 23, 2012 11:38am UTC
    E n v y is when someone walks around with a pocket of "that should've been me."
    H a t e is what happens when you put a shotgun to understanding and it cowers in the corner.
    T r u t h is what you tell yourself when you realize no one is looking.
    C o u r a g e is ripping your heart from your chest and saying "here, hold onto this for me."
    T r u s t is jumping into someone's arms and knowing they'd never let you hit the ground.
    L o v e is a tablespoon of hemlock I've been dying to try.
    F a i t h is doing what you love for a living and watching the bills pay themselves.
    F a i l u r e is when you talk yourself out of being something amazing.
    -Definitions by Rudy Francisco
    
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19. wHaLeSoNgS
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    June 15, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    Movie Quote #8
    "I vow to help you love life, to always hold you with tenderness and to have the patience that love demands, to speak when words are needed and to share the silence when they are not and to live in the warmth in your heart and call it home."
    "I vow to fiercely love you in all your forms, now and forever. I promise to never forget that this is a once in a lifetime love."
    -The Vow
    Fave for a series
    
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20. wHaLeSoNgS
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    Movie Quote #7
    "No, let me try and get this out. You're ama- I'm not an idiot. I know how the world works. I've got ten bucks in my pocket and nothing to offer you and I know it. I understand. But I'm too involved now. You jump, I jump, remember? I can't turn away without knowing you'll be ok."
    -Titanic
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