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muffinsandwitty7557

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Member Since: 7 Jun 2011 03:55pm

Last Seen: 12 Dec 2012 04:12pm

user id: 180876

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About Me
 Hi there! Not sure what to write so here goes...
My name's Elizabeth, but really any nickname works. I guess you could say I'm funny once you get used to my sense of humor. If you ever get to know me you'll find out I'm a HUGE Directioner, Belieber, and Swiftie. I LOVE vintage cars (don't know why :P), caramel, Drake and Josh, MUSIC, and my friends, whoever they are. I've learned that friendship is really complicated, so I honestly have no idea who's who anymore. I had a best friend (more like a sister), and she let me down, so now I have trouble trusting people.
 
  1. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 5:12pm EDT
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    I don't give a f/ck if you smoke. I don't give a f/ck if you drink. I don't give a f/ck if you do drugs. I don't give a f/ck if you're a virgin.
    Who am I to judge the life you live?
    But I do know that you shouldn't ever make anyone feel less than what they're worth. So enough with the "teenage virgins are an endangered species" crap. I'm sick of girls trying to make other girls feel bad for decisions they've made in the past. You want to know why? Because they can't f/cking change the past. At least give them the encouragement and support to change their future.
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  2. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:37am EDT
    Me when I first made my witty: Haha what is this website even about?? Better make up a stupid username lol.
    Me now: Sh/t...

  3. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 11:27pm EDT
    Am I the only one who feels like an a//hole
    when they fave a quote with 69 faves?
    nmf

  4. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:29pm EDT
    Friend: Was that lightning??
    Me: No, they're taking pictures for google earth. -.-

  5. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 3:19pm EDT
    Am I the only one
    who wondered how Miley got away with being Hannah Montana around her friends?
    Like if I wore a blonde wig and my friends saw me, they'd probably tell me to take it off and stop being an a//hole.
    format by neversaynever16

  6. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:28pm EDT
    Witty girl/guy: Fave this, and I'll comment something nice on your profile (:
    Me: *faves*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: You sit on a throne of lies.

  7. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 7:26pm EDT
    Friend: What will you do when your idol becomes a dad?
    Me: I will become a mother.

  8. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 4:43pm EDT
    Did anyone ever notice
    how in Harry Potter, the soul-eating
    dementors never go for Ron?

  9. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 3:03pm EDT
    Pretty girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than hot.
    Me: I'll take what I can get.

  10. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 5:46pm EDT
    Because
    a hot teen boy holding up a sign that says 'You're Beautiful' definitely raises my self esteem -_-

  11. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 7:15pm EDT
    *Me with my future kids*
    kids: mom, we want concert tic-
    me: sure

  12. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 8:06pm EDT
    "You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see,
    but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel."
    -Johnny Depp

  13. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 4:36pm EDT
    Someone at the door: rings doorbell
    Me: Dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.

  14. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 4:26pm EDT
    if i was famous, ,,
    every time a fan would come up to me and ask for a picture I would whisper
    “I’ve seen your witty” right before the picture is taken.

  15. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 4:16pm EDT
    The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world, ,,,,,,
    and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable.
    e.smh.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 6:21pm EDT
    Maybe I'm asking for too much, but...
    I don't want a guy who will pause his video game to text me. I want a guy who will turn off the game so we can talk on the phone for hours.
    Format:twilightgirl995

  17. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 5:40pm EDT
    Like 90% of the ocean remais
    unexplored and you're telling
    me mermaids don't exist?
    smh.

  18. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 4:47pm EDT
    If I was a doctor...
    One Direction: I broke my toe.
    Me: Okay, just remove all your clothes and I'll take a look.

  19. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 3:51pm EDT
    Dear People who are telling girls to stop "fangirling"
    and "obsessing" over celebrities,
    Honestly, who do you think you are? Yes, I understand some girls go a bit overboard and lose their self-respect as well as respect for the artist, but you are just naming a small percent of the girls. Or at least you obviously don't know the girls on witty. Have you ever stopped to think that maybe this musician/band actually keeps this girl going through life? Maybe she doesn't have anyone else to turn to. Maybe she listens to their music and is brought to tears just thinking about them. Maybe she's in love with someone who doesn't know she exists. But take a look around you. Have you ever loved someone you can't have? Ever had someone constantly telling you it will never work? Yeah, it f/cking hurts. But that won't stop you from loving them just as much even if they did know you. Maybe because you have some faith, some hope. Not just because you think they're "sexy" or "hot as f/ck" but because you know that no matter what happens, you'll always have those memories of being a "fangirl". So yes, I'm f/cking proud to be a "fangirl". It means I'm dedicated and hopeful, and you have absolutely no right whatsoever to tell me otherwise. Who are you to tell me who I love? All I know is that when I see their picture or hear their voice, it puts a smile on my face, and who are you to tell me that I have no respect or dignity?

  20. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 5:35pm EDT
    Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
    Me: 10
    Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
    Me: 10 and a dead body.

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