Hi there! Not sure what to write so here goes...
My name's Elizabeth, but really any nickname works. I guess you could say I'm funny once you get used to my sense of humor. If you ever get to know me you'll find out I'm a HUGE Directioner, Belieber, and Swiftie. I LOVE vintage cars (don't know why :P), caramel, Drake and Josh, MUSIC, and my friends, whoever they are. I've learned that friendship is really complicated, so I honestly have no idea who's who anymore. I had a best friend (more like a sister), and she let me down, so now I have trouble trusting people.
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌ I don't give a f/ck if you smoke. I don't give a f/ck if you drink. I don't give a f/ck if you do drugs. I don't give a f/ck if you're a virgin. Who am I to judge the life you live? But I do know that you shouldn't ever make anyone feel less than what they're worth. So enough with the "teenage virgins are an endangered species" crap. I'm sick of girls trying to make other girls feel bad for decisions they've made in the past. You want to know why? Because they can't f/cking change the past. At least give them the encouragement and support to change their future. ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
Am I the only one who wondered how Miley got away with being Hannah Montana around her friends? Like if I wore a blonde wig and my friends saw me, they'd probably tell me to take it off and stop being an a//hole. format by neversaynever16
Someone at the door: rings doorbell Me: Dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.
Dear People who are telling girls to stop "fangirling" and "obsessing" over celebrities, Honestly, who do you think you are? Yes, I understand some girls go a bit overboard and lose their self-respect as well as respect for the artist, but you are just naming a small percent of the girls. Or at least you obviously don't know the girls on witty. Have you ever stopped to think that maybe this musician/band actually keeps this girl going through life? Maybe she doesn't have anyone else to turn to. Maybe she listens to their music and is brought to tears just thinking about them. Maybe she's in love with someone who doesn't know she exists. But take a look around you. Have you ever loved someone you can't have? Ever had someone constantly telling you it will never work? Yeah, it f/cking hurts. But that won't stop you from loving them just as much even if they did know you. Maybe because you have some faith, some hope. Not just because you think they're "sexy" or "hot as f/ck" but because you know that no matter what happens, you'll always have those memories of being a "fangirl". So yes, I'm f/cking proud to be a "fangirl". It means I'm dedicated and hopeful, and you have absolutely no right whatsoever to tell me otherwise. Who are you to tell me who I love? All I know is that when I see their picture or hear their voice, it puts a smile on my face, and who are you to tell me that I have no respect or dignity?
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left? Me: 10 Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then? Me: 10 and a dead body.