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timraandnicole

Status: hi come be friends with me lol

Member Since: 19 Nov 2011 11:20am

Last Seen: 29 Jun 2013 12:25pm

Gender: F

user id: 240290

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hi hey how ya doin. My name is nicole. follow me on twitter @nicoleweaverr i'm sayin funny stuff on that thing everyday lol. btw i don't give in to hate so save your time and just dont even bother trying. just ask if you want me to follow you, but other then that have a nice day!
  1. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    do u ever just use a pen and ur blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and the ink just flows out like tears of jesus or something

  2. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    wise words of advice; shut up.

  3. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    perks of dating me
    awkward and weird so if you bring me in public with you you'll look cool and normal im quite the catch

  4. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    Me not on my period: never sneezes ever. not even a feeling of a sneeze almost happening.
    Me on my period: sneezes every other 25 seconds unleashing the flood gates.

  5. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    one big room full of tie-dye hipster triangle peace sign basic biitches aka school am i right am i right

  6. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    it does not matter how slow you go as long as you are not walking infront of me in the hallway

  7. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    I'm just a 15 year old white girl what do you expect

  8. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    how do dogs drink water so fast like have you ever tried to drink water like a dog that shitt is no easy task wtf

  9. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    ok guys this is serious business, if i made a youtube channel woudl you guys watch my videos? opinions please? anything? nothing? ok bye

  10. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 11:19am UTC
    very unimpressed with googles homepage not being end of the world themed today

  11. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    do you ever just look at your teacher and think to yourself "must suck to be your kid"

  12. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    reacting to bad presents aka tis the seaon of bad acting falalalalalalalala

  13. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    "you look tired" is basically like saying "did you even try today"

  14. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    one time i went to the gym and while i was on the elyptical i saw a woman from across the gym going up the step master backwards so i thought to myself "lol i gotta take a pic of this" and as soon as the picture was taken i heard a stern voice over my shoulder saying "i think you should delete that" and what do ya know to my suprise i turn around to see a personal trainer staring me down so i deleted the picture and got off the elyptical and i haven't been to the gym since

  15. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    santa knows my name not my story

  16. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    I always dreamed of being youtube famous but then i realized i have nothing interesting about me to share with the internet lol.

  17. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    SUPREME

  18. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    Don't look back, you're not going that way.

  19. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, s.exy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

  20. timraandnicole timraandnicole
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    My quote about a girl on witty who is contemplating suicide and needs your help: 9 faves
    My quote about how people at school are peasants: 811 faves and 4 comments.
    ok.

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