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finding_nemo
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August 21, 2012 5:41pm UTC

Smartest kid in class: That test was hard.
Entire Class: We're screwed.

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jimmy365
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August 21, 2012 5:51pm UTC

not sure if math test was easy
O R I D I D E V E R Y T H I N G W R O N G

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shAMmers26
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August 21, 2012 1:16pm UTC

That annoying moment when somebody texts you first but they don't keep the conversation going.

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ThisRandomGirl
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August 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC

*listening to Shut Up And Drive by Rihanna in the car*
Mom: I like this song!What is it called?
Me: Shut up and drive.
Mom: Excuse me?!?

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littleleftofthemiddle
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August 21, 2012 8:08pm UTC

Girl i hate: ewwww my ice cream is melting!
Me: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold.

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cmayl11
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August 21, 2012 12:09pm UTC

"This is prince
Balapalashamalamadingdong"
♥
fave if you remember (:
Format by Sandrasaurus

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honeybooboochild
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August 21, 2012 9:07am UTC

Reasons to date me:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5. please

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xashleyx01
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August 6, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Dear <,
Just think, ten years ago, we didn't even know each
other. Bless this generation for bringing us together!
Sincerely, 3

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Unbroken1
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August 6, 2012 1:24pm UTC

Plot Twist: Jenna Marbles is a virgin

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I_Dont_Know
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August 6, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Me in 7th grade: Unattractive, socially awkward loser.
Me now: Unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
Woohoo for tumblr

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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livelaughlovee16
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August 5, 2012 9:16pm UTC

When one of your friends tells you not to do something,
and you're like
yes, mom.

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marylouRockin
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August 5, 2012 2:15pm UTC

Every day,
I look at myself in the mirror,
wishing I was different from what I see
in every way possible.

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roffelcopter
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August 5, 2012 3:04pm UTC

My husband shall be called Jessie and I'll be ''Jessie's girl''
My daughter shall be called Stacey and I'll be ''Stacey's Mom''
My son shall be called Capri he shall be my ''Carpi-sun''
I shall have a lizzard called Harry and I shall say to him ''Your a lizzard Harry..''

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Meowcat
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August 5, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Tom Daley
can dive into me anytime.

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momentsinlife
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August 5, 2012 10:47pm UTC

*at resteraunt*
sign: no shirt, no shoes, no service
me: *whispers" heeeey... moooom
mom: what.
me: *still whispering* we dont have to wear pants
mom: shut up. youre embarassing me.

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Cecerokz3737
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August 5, 2012 2:44pm UTC

I don't have a type.
If I like you, I like you.

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bgsoccer03
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August 5, 2012 3:54pm UTC

Me: *on the screen porch*
Parents: You're never with the family come sit with us
Me: *sitting in the den*
Parents: Go in your room
Me: *in my room*
Parents: Do something with your life like go outside
Me: *Outside*
Parents: What are you doing come back inside!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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letsdanceinStyles
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August 5, 2012 5:34pm UTC

When I meet One Direction*
Me: Hey Harry can you kiss my right cheek?
Harry: Sure, love.
Me: Louis, can you kiss my left cheek?
Louis: Ofcourse dear!
Friend: 1....2...
*Le me pulls back
*LE LARRY KISS

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