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1. shAMmers26
   posted a quote
   March 16, 2013 6:55pm UTC
   Hey Wittians!
   I need your help!
   I'm entering a contest and I have to come up with a drawing of
   the best day ever! My creativity is going though and I would
   really appreciate suggestions or ideas to get me thinking!
   PLEASE comment below about what your best day ever would be
   I would really appreciate it! Thank You So Much! ♥
   
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2. shAMmers26
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   January 27, 2013 1:52pm UTC
   Expectation: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
   Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.
   
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3. shAMmers26
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   January 25, 2013 9:26pm UTC
   I bought condoms & the cashier said,
   "Do you need a bag?"
   I replied,
   "No, she isn't that ugly."
   Facebook Status
   
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4. shAMmers26
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   January 25, 2013 6:32pm UTC
   My to-do list for today:
   ♥Count My Blessings♥
   ♥Practice Kindness♥
   ♥Let Go Of What I Can't Control♥
   ♥Listen To My Heart♥
   ♥Be Productive Yet Calm♥
   Just Breathe
   ♥
   
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5. shAMmers26
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   January 25, 2013 4:51pm UTC
   "That awkward when the only thing you know on a test is your name and the date"
   ...
   "That awkward moment when you don't even know the date."
   
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6. shAMmers26
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   January 25, 2013 4:42pm UTC
   Extreme Makeover Home Edition
   Kid: "I sorta like horses."
   Ty Pennington: "We made your room into a horse! And here we got you three pet horses, and we're paying for your surgery to turn you into a horse!"
   
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7. shAMmers26
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2013 3:05pm UTC
   One of the hardest parts of life is
   deciding to walk away
   or try harder.
   
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8. shAMmers26
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2013 4:32pm UTC
   I went for a run today
   but came home after two minutes
   because I forgot something.
   I forgot I'm out of shape
   and can't run more than two minutes.
   
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9. shAMmers26
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   January 7, 2013 9:56pm UTC
   I have lost 4 pounds since the new year! i feel awesome and im so inspired to keep going on this journey! its gonna take me a while but now that ive seen results im so much more motivated to keep this up :)
   
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10. shAMmers26
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    October 15, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    My Disney Channel was Even Stevens, That's So Raven, and Lizzie McGuire. It didn't involve talking fish or 11 year olds in high school.
    
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11. shAMmers26
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    October 14, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    My fellow men of the world:
    Put the video games down
    Man up
    Suit up
    and wine and dine the f*ck out of a beautiful girl.
    
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12. shAMmers26
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    October 13, 2012 9:47am UTC
    One of the guys that dated Taylor Swift should make a song called "Maybe You're The Problem".
    
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13. shAMmers26
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    September 13, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    My Mom: You've been in the same position since I left like three hours ago.
    Me: You've gotta admit, that's kind of impressive.
    
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14. shAMmers26
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    September 3, 2012 11:59am UTC
    I hate when a shower only has two options: Third degree burns or skinny dipping in Antartica.
    
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15. shAMmers26
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    August 27, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    iSleep
    There's a nap for that.
    
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16. shAMmers26
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    August 27, 2012 10:43am UTC
    Camping is fun if you like to pretend you're homeless.
    
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17. shAMmers26
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    August 26, 2012 9:19am UTC
    If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest b/tch! Knees to chest!
    
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18. shAMmers26
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    August 25, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    I swear microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
    
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19. shAMmers26
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    August 25, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Dear Parents,
    Knocking while you open the door to my bedroom kind of defeats the purpose of knocking.
    
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20. shAMmers26
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    August 25, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    If you feel special because of a guy, don't. Because chances are, he's playing you.
    
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