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*listening to Shut Up And Drive by Rihanna in the car*

Mom: I like this song!What is it called?
Me: Shut up and drive.
Mom: Excuse me?!?


 

 


 

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*listening to Shut Up And Drive by Rihanna in the car* Mom: I

1176 faves · 9 comments · Aug 21, 2012 8:02pm

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Olisbabe * · 1 decade ago
My grandma was cracking up over this quote xD ..... & no, my gradma doesnot have a witty, I showed her . LOL
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sawsaw2141998 · 1 decade ago
such a bad joke that its hilarious! hahaha :D
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Kyari* · 1 decade ago
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This isthefinal case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight no send backs!

Don't mean to scare anyone
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gray22 · 1 decade ago
omg i smacked my head on my laptop i laughed so much omg i need to do this omg
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Cherrayy · 1 decade ago
Omg! I just totally LOL'D at this! :L I laughed hard for like 5 mins and then I looked at it and started again ;]
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LarryStylison · 1 decade ago
Omg one time I was in the car with my friend and her sister was listening to music on her iPod.. And her moms like what song are you listening to sweetie? And she goes "shut up and drive" hahaha
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ThisRandomGirl · 1 decade ago
XD I feel so special!
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Bananabrains316 · 1 decade ago
Why am I dying of laughter. Omfg. HAHA
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ErinRAWR · 1 decade ago
ROFL! thats so good ;D
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