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crayola_Swag

1. crayola_Swag
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2012 12:23pm UTC
   Just trying to fight back the tears.
   But I Can't Win No Matter How Hard I Try. <|3
   I thought I Wouldn't be so hurt this time. :3
   
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2. crayola_Swag
   posted a quote
   September 18, 2012 12:20pm UTC
   Well hey.
   I'm single.
   Once again.
   
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3. crayola_Swag
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2012 7:49pm UTC
   Spongebob Squarepants Quotes #2 :
   "Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body. Which is also my face." - a sponge named bob
   10 faves to make more : ] <3
   
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4. crayola_Swag
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2012 7:40pm UTC
   If a guy calls you cute,
   he's looking at your face.
   If a guy calls you hot,
   he's looking at your body.
   But if a guy calls you
   Beautiful,
   he's looking at your heart.
   nmq.
   nmf.
   no rude cmmts.
   
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5. crayola_Swag
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   It's all fun and games until the wi-fi stops working.
   nmf.
   my quote.
   
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6. crayola_Swag
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2012 6:55pm UTC
   A wise man once said "I don't know, ask a woman."
   lolsotrue.com
   format credit to sandrasaurus
   
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7. crayola_Swag
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2012 5:19pm UTC
   When i'm waiting for his text,
   3 minutes feels like 3O minutes ;3
   everyone has that feeling sometimes ;x
   
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8. crayola_Swag
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2012 2:29pm UTC
   I am 62% obsessed with my looks! : )
   I own:
   [x] hair straightener
   [] curling iron
   [x] mousse
   [x] hairspray
   [x] gel
   [x] other sprays
   [x] bobby pins
   [] hair clips
   [x] hair ties
   [] round barrel brush
   [x] blow dryer
   [x] mirror
   [x] I have dyed my hair
   [] I have/had highlights
   TOTAL: 1O
   Eyes: I own
   [x] black eyeliner
   [] other color eyeliner
   [x] eye shadow
   [x] mascara
   [] fake eyelashes
   [] eyelash curler
   [] eye shimmer
   [] contacts
   [x] stunna shades
   [x] eye makeup remover
   TOTAL: 5
   Lips/Teeth: I own
   [x] clear lip gloss
   [x] red or pink lip gloss
   [] lipstick
   [x] chap stick
   [] lip plumper
   [] electric toothbrush
   [] teeth whitener
   [] more than 15 lip glosses
   [x] toothpaste
   TOTAL: 4
   Complexion/Overall Face:
   [x] blush
   [x] moisturizer
   [x] face wash
   [x] bronzer
   [x] makeup remover
   [x] face wipes
   [x] powder
   [] cover up
   [x] blotting papers
   TOTAL: 8
   Nails: i own
   [x]nail polish/varnish
   [x] filer
   [x] cuticle remover
   [] nail hardener
   [x] nail brush
   [] fake nails
   [] nail scissors
   [] special scissors to cut your nials
   TOTAL: 4
   OVERALL TOTAL: 31
   Now multiply your number by 2
   Then repost as I am % obsessed with my looks
   nmq/nmf
   
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9. crayola_Swag
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2012 11:37am UTC
   Me - it smells like up sexy
   my friend - what's up sexy?
   me - nothing much. hbu?
   my friend - ha same.
   ***
   Me - it smells like up sexy
   my boyfriend - waaaa?
   Me - -____-
   
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10. crayola_Swag
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 11:31am UTC
    Spongebob Squarepants Quotes #1 :
    Squidward - This city needs to be destroyed!! Or at least painted another color.
    10 faves to make more : ] <3
    
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11. crayola_Swag
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 11:12am UTC
    He's a Libra,
    I'm an Aries...
    According to astrology we belong together : )
    ♥
    
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12. crayola_Swag
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    He knows all about Witty Profiles now ;3
    Crazy sh*t.
    
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13. crayola_Swag
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    As long as I have
    - Witty
    - Food/candy
    - The Big Bang Theory
    - Music
    - A Sponge Named Bob
    - And Him
    I'll be fine. ♥
    
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14. crayola_Swag
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    I hate the outside and sun with a Passion.
    
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15. crayola_Swag
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    Me: Follow this person!
    Me: *Presses follow*
    Witty: Ok
    If i could do this in real life to follow someone....
    Well I'd be pretty much of a stalker :P
    
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16. crayola_Swag
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Real n__gas.
    All day.
    Just me.
    By myself.
    On the block.
    Holdin it down.
    Gun on my waist.
    Straight face.
    All day.
    Not a game.
    In jail.
    By myself. One bed.
    No pillowcase.
    One pillow.
    Didn’t nobody write me.
    It was early.
    Woke up.
    Went back to sleep.
    Took a nap.
    You ever go night night n__ga?! You ever go night night n__ga?!
    Everybody go night night n__ga!
    Day = Made
    :D
    Please no rude comments i got this from Kevin Hart's Seriously Funny..
    
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17. crayola_Swag
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: ALERT ALERT
    You: SEXY BEAST IN THE BUILDING!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Lol
    
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18. crayola_Swag
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    quiz
    10 Favorites
    • Favorite Color: Red,pink,blue,green i don't have a fav.
    Favorite Food: just about anything *i don't have a fav.
    • Favorite Band: N/A
    • Favorite Show: Bad girls club, Pretty Little Liars, Spongebob
    • Favorite Sport: Football, Basketball, Walking
    • Favorite Season: Fall and Spring
    • Favorite Day of the Week: Friday and Monday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate,Vanilla,:/ don't have a fav.
    • Favorite Time of Day: Idk around 12 i guess
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: Nervous about school tomorrow
    • Current Taste: Weed :3
    • Current Clothes: Basketball Shorts & Tank top
    • Current Computer: Macbook Pro :/
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: Blue
    • Current day: Thursday O_O
    • Current Surroundings: My room :/
    • Current Annoyance(s): Tylee. -_-
    • Current Thought: Are we gonna get back together ._. is our life plan still the same ? : '/
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend (s): Music
    • First crush this school year: Tylee
    • First Screen Name: i don't remember
    • First Pet: N/A
    • First Piercing: Bottom earhole
    • First Thing You Did Today: rolled out of bed and fell on the floor -.-
    • First Thing You Ate Today: Sausage sandwich
    • First School: What? lol
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: Does weed count?
    • Last Car Ride: Like 2 days ago from a cookout
    • Last Text Message: 2 My (FAKE) Baby daddy :p
    • Last Movie Seen: The Notebook, best player, E.T (don't remember which one i watched last)
    Last Item Bought: School bag, sneakers, and weave ;c
    Last CD Played: MMG - Self Made Vol. 2
    • Last Website: Witty, meez, twitter
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: Yeah :3
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: yeah :3
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: yeah (not for long though)
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: Yeah in elem. school
    •Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass door: yeah -.-
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: yeah
    5 Places You've Been To
    - Florida
    - Jamaica
    - New York
    - Cali.
    - Atlanta
    4 Things
    You're Wearing: Basketball shorts tank top and a headscarf
    • You Did Last Night: C r i e d.
    • What Can You Hear Right Now : my mom & sister talking
    • You Can't Live Without: Music, Talking to Tylee,food,candy,Sponebob
    3 People You Can tell anything to
    • Shannell
    • Amanda
    • Zahra
    2 Choice
    • 1. black or white: both :/ i'm kinda indecisive
    • 2. hot or cold: both for the same reason
    1 Love
    • what first love or someone you love
    T y l e e.
    quote and format credit to: xohoneybearxo
    
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19. crayola_Swag
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    WITTIANS!
    I think every Friday we should write a "w" on our
    hand and see if we can find other people from witty.
    Not just like any random day of the year but just on
    Fridays as like an annual thing?
    Fave/comment so people can see this please?
    *I pinky promise this is not for faves :)
    REPOST THIS TO SPREAD THE NEWS.
    NMQ.
    
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20. crayola_Swag
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    For the love of cats, please follow the rules.
    Lol just noticed that.
    When you add a quote look for this :]
    
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