sawsaw2141998

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sawsaw2141998
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August 19, 2012 8:52am UTC

i hope im not on anyone's "people you are ignoring" list

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sawsaw2141998
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August 19, 2012 8:47am UTC

of course i talk to myself sometimes....everyone needs some expert advice sometimes!

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sawsaw2141998
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August 6, 2012 4:19pm UTC

friend: If you were in the olympics, what would you do?
me: tom daley.
nmq/f

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sawsaw2141998
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August 6, 2012 9:55am UTC

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sawsaw2141998
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June 20, 2012 5:53pm UTC

broken pencils are so pointless...

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sawsaw2141998
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June 9, 2012 6:02pm UTC

When chemists die
they barium

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sawsaw2141998
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June 5, 2012 7:03pm UTC

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough...

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sawsaw2141998
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May 19, 2012 7:36pm UTC

Yo momma so fat that her patronus is a cake

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sawsaw2141998
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May 17, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Friends are like snowflakesEach one of them is specialif you pee on them they disappear

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sawsaw2141998
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May 14, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Writing the wrong date at the top of your homework
because you're a fearless boss
and you want your teacher to think you did your homework the first day it was assigned

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sawsaw2141998
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May 9, 2012 8:41pm UTC

in tough situations i like to ask myself:
WWPDD?
what would phil dunphy do?

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sawsaw2141998
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May 9, 2012 5:23pm UTC

You are leaning on
your left elbow
right now

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sawsaw2141998
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May 6, 2012 11:02am UTC

Oranges are very orange.
They make the world go round.
Go eat an orange.
English is a crazy language.
There is no EGG in EGGPLANT nor HAM in HAMBURGER; neither APPLE nor PINE in Pineapple. ENGLISH MUFFINS weren't invented in ENGLAND. QUICKSAND can work SLOWLY, BOXING RINGS are SQUARE, and a GUINEA PIG is neither from GUINEA nor is it a PIG.
And why is it that WRITERS WRITE but FINGERS DON'T FIG, GROCERS don't GROCE and HAMMERS don't HAM? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make AMENDS but not one AMEND? If TEACHERS TAUGHT, why didn't PREACHERS PRAUGHT? If a VEGETARIAN eats VEGETABLES, what does a HUMANITARIAN eat?
In what other language do people RECITE at a PLAY and PLAY at a RECITAL? We SHIP BY TRUCK but SEND CARGO BY SHIP. We have NOSES that RUN and FEET that SMELL. We PARK in a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE in a PARKWAY. And how can a SLIM CHANCE and a FAT CHANCE be the same, while a WISE MAN and a WISE GUY are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your HOUSE can BURN UP as it BURNS DOWN, in which you FILL IN a form by FILLING IT OUT, and in which an ALARM goes OFF by going ON. And, in closing, if Father is POP, how come Mother's not MOP?
not mine- i saw it on tumblr and thought it was soo funny and awesome i just had to make a quote
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sawsaw2141998
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May 6, 2012 10:36am UTC

Smitty Werben Yegger Man Jensen
He was #1

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sawsaw2141998
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April 30, 2012 4:02pm UTC

snape: Hey I just met you
snape: and this is crazy
snape: But I was under the impression that I am teaching this lesson
snape: so turn to page 394, maybe?
nmq/f

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sawsaw2141998
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April 29, 2012 9:05pm UTC

I'm eatting my feelings and they taste delicious

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sawsaw2141998
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April 29, 2012 9:52am UTC

JennaMarbles #9
"I was born from my mother's butt hole...which was cool
and different"
Nmf

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sawsaw2141998
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April 28, 2012 9:12pm UTC

SMILE
it confuses people
it

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sawsaw2141998
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April 27, 2012 8:29pm UTC

"WHO THE HELL TOOK MY, oh...Here it is..."