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xashleyx01

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Member Since: 22 Jun 2011 02:59pm

Last Seen: 19 Jan 2017 09:21am

Gender: F

user id: 185988

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Hey I'm Ashley:)

January 27, 15 years old
I love sports, basketball, softball,
track, volleyball, and tennis!

Music is amazing, if you know a
good song leave it in a comment.

Or if not, I still like to talk:)

Yes, i do love One Direction ♥

Please no hate:)

xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 8:17pm UTC

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First known picture of Michael Phelps.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 10:56pm UTC

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games.
I would lure everyone to the Cornucopia
with promises of free wi-fi.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 12:14pm UTC

Dear <,
Just think, ten years ago, we didn't even know each
other. Bless this generation for bringing us together!
Sincerely, 3

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 11:53am UTC

Teacher: So where did you guys go this summer?
Student 1: I went to Australia
Student 2: I went to Hong Kong
Me: I left my room, twice.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Quick! Pretend you're sleeping!
never gets old.

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xashleyx01
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August 3, 2012 9:39pm UTC

I promise I'll become a vegetarian when bacon grows on trees.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 6:38pm UTC

My neighbors listen to some excellent music everyday,
whether they want to or not.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 10:17am UTC

Adding "ish" to the end of words
when you're uncertain about something

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Pretending to "never get the text"
from someone who annoys you.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 2:54pm UTC

If you wake me up, and I don't get angry...
you must be pretty special.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 7:06pm UTC

I saw some ducks
practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
:p

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 12:45pm UTC

Who else
hates their recorded voice?

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 6:18pm UTC

I love when
a question on a test gives the answer to another question.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Using big words to sound smart.
I mean Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 9:56am UTC

Future Generation:
Woman: "I'll name my baby Sierra."
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but that name is already
taken. You can try Sierra832 or Sierra_128."

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 9:30pm UTC

I tend to say "I dont know"
When I'm just too lazy to think.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 9:20pm UTC

*Checking out at the store*
Cashier: "Are you buying all these?" Me: "Oh no,
I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first."

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 9:10pm UTC

When I say “The other day”
It can mean any time from yesterday, to 364 days ago.

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:49pm UTC

Parents: "You need to stop watching so much TV, and read more!"
Me: *turns on the subtitles*

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 11:18am UTC

Buy a ship. Name it relation. Go inside and sit in it.
You are now in a relationship.

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