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>>hai, i'm jessica and i'm all that and a pack of crackers. 15 years young, going into sophomore year, and i think school is the devil's playground. my life consists of watching dance moms, maintaining a strong tumblr addiction, drinking starbuck's frappuccinos, and eating my weight in red velvet cupcakes. i'm the queen of procrastination and ellen degeneres is my god, bai. oh, and what about tonight makes mah world go 'round.

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honeybooboochild
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 9:57pm UTC

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b r o k e n c o n d o m s t y l e
» ayyyy that's your baby «

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honeybooboochild
posted a quote
October 5, 2012 9:42pm UTC

The benefit of knowing me: You can stand beside me and look 100 times more attractive than you actually are.

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honeybooboochild
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August 30, 2012 11:00pm UTC

Stranger: WHEN I SAY JUSTIN U SAY BIEBER ... JUSTIN ...
You: TIMBERLAKE

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honeybooboochild
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August 30, 2012 10:56pm UTC

1st week of school: i'm looking forward to the rest of the year and i'm going to make it onto honor roll and i'm going to make so many friends and it's going to be alright.
2nd week of school: oh my f-cking god

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honeybooboochild
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August 22, 2012 11:02pm UTC

Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me

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honeybooboochild
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August 22, 2012 7:25pm UTC

Me: hello 911 there's like a thousand dead people here.
Police: where are you?????
Me: at the cemetery.

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honeybooboochild
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August 22, 2012 12:19am UTC

My Mom: You've been in the same position since I left like three hours ago
Me: You have to admit that's kind of impressive

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honeybooboochild
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August 22, 2012 12:14am UTC

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fake is the new trend
» and everyone seems to be in style «

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honeybooboochild
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 1:13pm UTC

Atelphobia;
the fear of not being good enough

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honeybooboochild
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 12:07pm UTC

Some people are so poor, all they have is money.

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honeybooboochild
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August 21, 2012 11:36am UTC

your cute.
you're*
go f-ck you're self.
your*
nmf/

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honeybooboochild
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August 21, 2012 11:19am UTC

Me: I never get jealous.
Me: Oh hell no, who's that f-ucking wh0re? She better step away from my man before I call up Scott Disick on her as$.

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honeybooboochild
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August 21, 2012 10:47am UTC

Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'
Me: *Into a hairbrush* WE ARE NEVER, EVER, EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER.
Me: *Running around the house* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* I'M FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* I'VE GOT THE MOoOoooOVES LIKE JAGGER
Family: *Comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Witty*

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honeybooboochild
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August 21, 2012 10:10am UTC

Boy: I have a feeling we should kiss.
Girl: I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think mmm.....better not.
nmf/pitchperfect

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honeybooboochild
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August 21, 2012 9:07am UTC

Reasons to date me:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5. please

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honeybooboochild
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August 20, 2012 10:10am UTC

Ronan Keating: The world has One Direction, what makes you guys different?
Luke Howell: We're Australian.
nmf

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