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Meowcat

Status: Eating a granola bar. SW@Gg Y0L0. #THuGLiFE.

Member Since: 10 Aug 2011 03:27pm

Last Seen: 24 Dec 2013 05:03pm

Location: MN, USA

Gender: F

user id: 206155

232 Quotes
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You can call me A.
I'm not on here a lot like I was a year ago.
I might stop by sometimes,creepin'.






  1. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    Twerking
    solves all problems.

  2. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    "This is America & we speak English."
    Actually, no. The U.S. doesn't have an official language, so stop.

  3. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    I'm 11 yrs old & pregnant.
    Plz dnt judge me guise.
    lol jk

  4. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 4:46pm UTC
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  5. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Walmart:
    "Let's have 25 registers but only have 5 open. But on extremely busy days, let's open 2."

  6. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    Mom: Go outside.
    Me: But there's no Internet out there..

  7. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    I should watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show?
    No thanks. I can strut around my room in my bra and underwear better than them.

  8. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    That's So
    1.) Raven
    2.) Fetch

  9. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Taylor Swift is going out with Harry Styles.
    Let's all bet on how long this will last.

  10. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Jack & Jill went up the hill to have some fun,
    stupid Jill forgot the Pill, and now they have a son.

  11. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    Rule of Math:
    If it seems easy....you're doing it wrong.

  12. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 7:48pm UTC
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  13. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    "Hi, can I help you?"
    "No, I just stood in line for 15 minutes to say 'hi' to you."

  14. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    Am I the only girl
    who is jealous of the girls with curves instead of the skinny size 0 ones?

  15. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Farewell
    Based on a future story.
    "Velvet?!" I called out to find my cat. "VELVET?!"
    Where had he gone? I counted my cats, 41- there were supposed to be 42.
    I don't know where he went. I lived alone in my house with my cats, they are all I have. Where had Velvet gone?
    I walked into my laundry room and gasped. There, Velvet lay with a box full of cleaning supplies on him. He was dead. Velvet, my beautiful cat was dead. I drop to my knees and started to sob.
    "WHY?!?!" I yelled, tears streaming out my eyes. Voldemort and Tumblr, my two gray cats came and sat next to me, like they were crying too. I placed my hands on my head and wept some more.
    I had a funeral for Velvet later that day. All 41 of my other cats sat there, quietly mourning the loss of their friend and for some, brother. My black cat, Witty meowed a prayer for Velvet.
    After I finished covering him in dirt, I whispered,
    "Farewell."
    The next day I went and got a new cat. I named him Velvet II.
    THE END.

  16. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Every 60 seconds in Africa,
    a minute passes.

  17. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    Instead of getting periods,
    girls should just get a text from mother nature saying "You're not pregnant, have a nice day,"

  18. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Don't send me a ;) face
    and then wonder why I show up at your house naked.

  19. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2012 6:26pm UTC
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  20. Meowcat Meowcat
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Beliebers vs. Directioners
    Canada vs. the UK and Ireland.

:)

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