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momentsinlife
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 7:17pm UTC

sophomore: omg freshmen are so annoying.
me:
me:
me: wut

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 9:24pm UTC

me: how did native americans wash their hair?
me: like they had rivers and lakes and stuff
me: but they didnt have shampoo or conditioner
me: did they use berry juice or something?
friend:
friend:
friend:
friend: is this the kind of sh/t you go home and think about?

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 5:14pm UTC

it's not that i don't like you, it's just that...
let's put it this way:
if i had the option of being with you
or being with rebecca black on a friday,
i'd choose Rebecca.

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 7:57pm UTC

have you ever
been so disgusted with a quote,
all you could do was just sit there,
roll your eyes, and shake your head?

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 11:39am UTC

my boyfriends logic:
him: on a scale of 16 to 2,
him: red being the highest,
him: what's your favorite animal
me:
me:
me:

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 6:38pm UTC

"rawr"
does not mean "i love you" in donisaur.
have you ever seen Jurassic Park?
it means "i'm going to f/cking eat you."

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 8:05pm UTC

when i was little
this hot guy lived across the street.
one day while my sister was babysitting me,
Hot Guy was washing his car.
she made me dress up in a sparkly crop top
with a matching sparkly skirt,
that came with white gloves and plastic heels.
she then grabbed the stereo,
started blasting a Ricky Martin CD,
shoved me out on the front deck
and made me dance.
in front of Hot Guy.

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 5:03pm UTC

He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll
don't that sound like a real man
i'm gunna show him what little girls are made of
gunpowder and lead

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 11:09am UTC

real lies, real eyes, realize?
im sorry, but why does everyone think these words have anything to do with eachother? i mean i get that "realize real lies", could MAYBE go together, but what the he// are you adding real eyes for?
is this a new game where we put together words that sound alike?
i have some for you...
to, too, two
witch, which
live, live
there, they're, their.
now can your little game be over now?
let's make some real quotes girls

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 11:30pm UTC

math city b*tch
math math city b*tch
ten ten ten twenty equals 50 b*tch

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 11:18pm UTC

when i was little
my mom took my sister and i to the beach to go swimming.
first me and my sister started swimming together.
but once she saw her friends, she didnt want me with her
but i kept following her. so to make me leave,
she told everyone i wore barney underwear.
(should i start a series?
a lot of people liked my last one!)

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 6:27pm UTC

when i was little
i had this purple blow up chair. it was my favorite.
one day, my sister kept taking it into her room.
i decided this was not ok, i mean it was my chair, right?
so after about the 4th time she took it, i went in her room
and stabbed it with scissors.
then i realized. i stabbed my favorite purple blow up chair.
and i cried.

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 2:09pm UTC

everyone wonders why i'm terrified of indians...
well, when i was little, i watched little house on the prarie. there was a scene where the Native Americans came on their horses and burned everyones house down. after watching that i went to sleep. i had a dream. in that dream, my sister, my mother, and i were playing catch outside our house when all of a sudden we saw something moving in the distance. as it got closer, we saw it was a tribe riding towards our house with torches. realizing we had nowhere but our house to go, we went inside. we ran straight to the kitchen. in the kitchen, was a laptop. on the screen, it said "to get rid of the Native Americans, press ESC.". but nothing happened when we pressed escape! so we kept pressing it and the laptop exploaded. as i looked out the window, i saw a tribe member. he grabbed a rock, and threw it at the window. but as he did that i woke up. ever since then ive been scared of Native American indians. a legitimate fear. like even halloween costumes and History documentaries.
i mean im completely normal, right?
*not meant to be offensive.

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 4:45pm UTC

carly rae jepsen: ill trade my soul for a wish
carly rae jepsen: pennies and dimes for a kiss-
me: THATS PROSTITUTION CARLY

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 9:00pm UTC

i used to hide behind my hair.
i was on tumblr and i saw a picture of miley with her short hair.
and i thought "why would she ever do that?"
and then i thougt, "that must've taken some balls"
to cut her hair that short.
so after seeing her, i called my hair salon
made an appointment
and got my hair cut.
and now, i feel 1000x more confident
thanks miley

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 12:06am UTC

girl: i love you :)
boy: i love U 2
girl: aww really? :)
boy: yeah theyre like my favorite band
girl: wow, youre an a$$
boy: haha baby chill i was kidding,
theyre not my favorite band

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 11:56pm UTC

i hate when 13 year olds
call their followers "s/uts".
like did you just learn that word
and now you think youre cool
because you know what it means?

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 2:13pm UTC

can someone please tell me
who came up with the term "awkward potato"?
who sits there thinking:
"how do i describe myself?"
"oh! i got it!"
"i'm an awkward potato!"
how, in any way, are you similar to a potato?
and can someone please explain,
how a potato can be awkward?
can they socialize? no.
can they talk? no.
can they even breathe? no.
you probably have more things in common
with a lobster.

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 12:23am UTC

cat: *meows*
me: hello master cat.
cat: *meows again*
me: yes master cat.
mom: can i exchange you for
a normal child?
me: i dont know ask master cat.

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momentsinlife
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Dear Witty,
you change more than a girl getting ready for a date.
Sincerely, Confused User.

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