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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Mommylove2013
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March 10, 2013 5:10pm UTC

I love feeling my belly & knowing there's a baby growing in there. <3

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ThatsSoMeee
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June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Before you kiss me
-Grab my waist
-Pull me closer to your body
-Look into my eyes
-Look at my lips while biting your lip
-Look back into my eyes again
-Grab my face gently
-Then slowly lean in & kiss me
It will drive me crazy, I promise.

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HannahKennison
posted a quote
April 15, 2012 6:56pm UTC

today a 6 year old boy saw me crying.
he ran up gave me a GIANT hug
& said
"im sorry my entire gender sucks"
and walked away
<3

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idonotneedyou
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC

I Want
To Be That Girl
Who Turns Really
Pretty
Over Summer
And
All The Boys
Are Like
"Wow"
When They See
Me In School
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alimophia
posted a quote
May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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BravoSierra
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July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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andreapicii
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July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC

I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 2:50pm UTC

They should invent
a treadmill with a laptop built
in and the internet wouldn't
work unless you were actually
walking and if you wanted to
download something you had
to run and the faster you run
the faster it downloads.
I'd buy it and lose so
much weight.

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Breath_Of_Fresh_Air
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 7:47pm UTC

What if April Fool' s day doesn’ t exist and its been the longest prank in History ?

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:19pm UTC

I WONDER whAT
The guy
I'm going to marry
Is doing
right now.
nmf

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angelieslee
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 4:03pm UTC

mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friend: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty!
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
^this made me laugh so much

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soliderbear4
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May 1, 2012 9:14pm UTC

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LeA_HeRe
posted a quote
March 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC

i wonder if a boy
ever looks at me and thinks "wow, she's beautiful"

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totallynotacat*
posted a quote
March 22, 2012 8:31pm UTC

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.
My mom's reaction=priceless.

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Love_To_Laugh123
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March 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC

First Day of School:
30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 markers, 10 notebooks, 3 binders, 5 book covers, billions of peices of paper, and soo much more.
Middle of March:
1 pencil you found on the ground in science.

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jimmy365
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May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC

I really can't picture
anyone having a crush on me.
I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
or telling their friends about me.
I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
or even just smiled at them.
I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
or their cell phones when we're talking..

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waitingforyourtouch
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Am I the only one??
who wants to die,
be dead for like a day,
see how everyone reacts,
then come back to life.

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brianamae
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 5:41pm UTC

saying:"shut up no one likes you!"when someone corrects you. ♥

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