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andreapicii

1. andreapicii
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   November 8, 2012 12:09am UTC
   Single
   and
   failing
   to
   mingle
   
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2. andreapicii
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   November 3, 2012 1:21am UTC
   I tried to commit suicide.
   I didn't even thought of the consequences or how much I could've hurt my family and friends. I was so selfish and I feel so terrible and ashamed.
   I'm going to take it as an experience and a life lesson. This helped me to renew the strength to go ahead and live life and learn from it. I want to work for my happiness and my dreams.
   I know I'm not the only one that has been through it and if you're reading this, and you have thought about committing suicide, think it two times before you do it, think of the damage you can do, think what's about to come.
   Learn from my experience and don't put yourself through it so you can actually realize how precious life is.
   I can't be more grateful to God for the second chance.
   Thanks if you read it, I wanted to share my experience and I would feel awesome if this actually saved someone's life.
   
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3. andreapicii
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   October 29, 2012 12:37am UTC
   Sometimes,
   you've got to care less to see if they'll care more.
   
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4. andreapicii
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   October 28, 2012 10:35pm UTC
   Friend: "If we get caught, pretend we don't speak english."
   Guy: "What happened here!"
   Me: "No hablo ingles!"
   Guy: "Oh que paso?"
   Me: "Run!"
   
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5. andreapicii
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   October 28, 2012 1:38pm UTC
   Sometimes,
   tears are a sign of unspoken happiness, and smile is a sign of silenced pain.
   
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6. andreapicii
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   October 22, 2012 10:37pm UTC
   Let go and let God
   
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7. andreapicii
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   October 9, 2012 12:01am UTC
   It would be cool to
   Get on a train with nothing but your IPod, and get off at a completely random stop and just start a new life there.
   andreapicii
   
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8. andreapicii
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   September 18, 2012 11:42pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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9. andreapicii
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   September 15, 2012 7:28pm UTC
   Normal people: YOLO Directioners: LWWY
   
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10. andreapicii
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    September 8, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    Son: "Dad, how did you and mum meet?"
    Harry: "Well, it all started when I saw a sign that said -HARREH HARREH, GIMME SOME OF YOUR GRAVY!"
    THIS. LLN
    
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11. andreapicii
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    September 5, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    When you're at McDonalds and an emo person asks for a happy meal
    
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12. andreapicii
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    September 3, 2012 11:54pm UTC
    Plot twist: I'm in a relationship
    
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13. andreapicii
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    September 3, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    Teacher: "If you had 10 One Direction tickets, and I took you 6, what would you have?"
    Me: "10 tickets and a funeral"
    
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14. andreapicii
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    September 2, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Imagine
    a reality TV show with 10 Beliebers & 10 Directioners living in the same house.
    Imagine the drama.
    THE FANDOM SHORE.
    MTV get on it
    
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15. andreapicii
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    September 2, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    Niall: "Dude, I wasn't that drunk"
    Louis: "You let Liam run away with your food"
    Niall: "Give me a spoon"
    
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16. andreapicii
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    August 23, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    Hey mate my names Mario, just wanted to know if I could come and take a look at the car you have for sale ? After 5pm is good for me, when r u available? Cheers
    I should be available after 6 tomorrow
    Good night beautiful can not wait to have u in my arms love n miss u heaps xoxox
    Look man I'm just interested in the car
    lol·tumblr
    
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17. andreapicii
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    August 21, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    hey i just met you,
    And this is crazy
    I have alzheimers
    hey i just met you
    andreapicii
    
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18. andreapicii
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    August 20, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    hey i just met you,
    And this is crazy
    But you're really annoying, so shut the f*ck up maybe?
    andreapicii
    
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19. andreapicii
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    August 19, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved question:
    If I shave my golden retriever like a lion, will the other dogs respect him more?
    Cause he's kind of the neighborhood loser.
    nmf/tumblr
    
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20. andreapicii
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    August 18, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    Edward isn't a vampire,
    He lives in a forest. He doesn't eat people and he sparkles.
    He is obviously a fairy!
    
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