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brianamae

Status: you showed me how to be happy again-and then you broke me

Member Since: 30 Sep 2011 12:53pm

Last Seen: 29 Nov 2012 01:10pm

Location: head in the clouds; angel zone

Gender: F

user id: 222465

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Y E S I M S T I L L B R O K E N , B U T I M G E T T I N G

B e t t e r ♥

brianamae
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 7:01pm UTC

*babysitting a five year old*
Her: Do you know where do babies come from?
Me: ... umh a sotrk brings them...
Her: No! your tummy explodes and then you poop them out!
Me:
Me:
Me: lolwut...
true story.

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brianamae
posted a quote
November 15, 2012 10:07am UTC

90% of people marry their
7th - 12th grade love. ♥
Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now

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brianamae
posted a quote
November 13, 2012 7:55pm UTC

*singing in the shower*
Me: WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER...GETTING BACK TOGETHER
Brother: *opens door* shut up you cant sing.
Brother: *shuts off light
Brother: *closes door*
Me:
Me: FFFFUUUUUUUUU
true story.

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brianamae
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 8:07pm UTC

*babysitting a 4 year old*
Dora: So what was your favorite part?
Him: I liked it when-
Dora: I liked that part too!!
Him: I DIDNT EVEN TELL YOU YET, LET ME FINISH WOMAN.
Me: ....
Him: ....
Me: .....
Him: *throws toy hammer at tv*
Me: okay then.
true story.

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brianamae
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 6:31pm UTC

"We met for a reason
either your a blessing or a lesson."
i guess you turned out to be a lesson.

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brianamae
posted a quote
November 10, 2012 9:00am UTC

He cheated on me......
any revenge ideas?

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brianamae
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 7:43pm UTC

i know im not good enough
for you..but can you give
me a chance...
please?

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brianamae
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 5:52pm UTC

i think
Mother nature
h a t e s
halloween.

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brianamae
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 8:45pm UTC

STICKS&STONES
may break my bones, but words
/c a n / b r e a k / h e a r t s /
♥

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brianamae
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 7:09pm UTC

guys i have a date tonight
wish me luck?

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brianamae
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 9:09pm UTC

its a taylor swift kind of night.

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brianamae
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 8:08pm UTC

Friendly reminder that,
the world is supposedly ending in 70 days.
carry on.

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brianamae
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 10:34am UTC

He said i could hit him if i wanted to,
I said okay because i was really mad at him.
But i asked him not to hit me back.
He freaked out saying "why would i hit you!?
im not like that! i would never hit a girl."
He refused to see me. He didnt want to talk to me.
He said i insulted him.
He said he was done with me.
What he doesnt know is that over the summer,
I was punched in the face by a guy.
no one knows.

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brianamae
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 8:48pm UTC

click to see this quote

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brianamae
posted a quote
October 9, 2012 7:45pm UTC

"i knew you were troube when you walked in."
-Taylor Swift

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brianamae
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 9:19pm UTC

"treat me like a queen
and i'll treat you like a king "treat me like a game and i'll show you .
HOW ITS PLAYED."
------------------------- "

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brianamae
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

I M U N F I X A B L E .

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brianamae
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 9:48am UTC

*walking home with my crush*
Me: So in my acting class today-
Him: Wait..your in an acting class..?
Me: Uh yess...
Him: Your way to awkward and shy to be in an acting class...
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: I know..
true story

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brianamae
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 10:08pm UTC

''i havent been okay for a really really long time."

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brianamae
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 8:20pm UTC

that moment when
that little voice in your head says
"yep...you're going to hell."
nmf/nmq

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