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                                   Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
                                   Boy: I know.
                                   Girl: I love you!
                                   Boy: I love you more!


     *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*

                                   Girl: Where is he?
                                   Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
                                   Girl: (Starts crying)
                                   Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.


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3117 faves · 88 comments · May 28, 2012 7:29pm

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kelly* · 1 decade ago
omg lol
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Kaleidoscope Eyed* · 1 decade ago
that's so horrible............ly funny but in a sick and twisted way :)
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everythingcrazy · 1 decade ago
Haaaaaah! That's so messed up but funny....hahaha.
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Fading.From.Reality* · 1 decade ago
Pffffffahahahahah, priceless :)xx
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AnnetMarie22 · 1 decade ago
Omg! I just was going to cry in this part: ''Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart? Girl: (Starts crying)''. And when I read '' Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.'' I started laughing xDDD
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pandabear33 · 1 decade ago
thats hilarious
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soulofthereaper · 1 decade ago
No, it's jocked because someone posted the exact same quote three weeks prior. Format and everything.
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2good2btrue · 1 decade ago
I don't think this is jocked.......
It's a twist on a classic quote

Don't listen to the hate, ignore them.
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BriBri27 · 1 decade ago
thats so mean of the dad. and jocked
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mars* · 1 decade ago
This is Jocked..Its funny but the one about the was funnier :D
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abster70 · 1 decade ago
EVERYONE JOCKS QUOTES!!!! SO WHY GIVE HIM ALL THIS HATE! I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT HOW MANY FAVES HE GOT! HE'S NOT THE ONE WHO FAVED IT...EVERYINE ELSE IS!!!!!!
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xoxiloveyouxoxx · 1 decade ago
Jocked.....
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soulofthereaper · 1 decade ago
Hey, nice, jocker.
The original is right above this.
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j3susfr3ak · 1 decade ago
this is completely jocked... like wtf, this is under top 30 days...
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hotchick123 · 1 decade ago
haha the one above this is the same....
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dreamed of paradise* · 1 decade ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up5td4UdwHA
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Oliviaxo · 1 decade ago
Haha you should see the one which was basically mocking this one:') (My most recent fave if you want to see it)
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Midnightx · 1 decade ago
Jockerr
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79callmemaybe · 1 decade ago
jocked..
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bellieboo2000 · 1 decade ago
at first i was like that is so sad but then i was like lol
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