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Status: "Pudge. Pudge, what you must understand about me is that i am deeply unhappy."

Member Since: 18 Apr 2012 08:13am

Last Seen: 31 Jan 2013 05:00am

Birthday: July 15

Location: correcting your grammar sorry

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this is kathy
generally attempting to make people laugh

i like one direction, books, danisnotonfire, amazingphil, weird people and music

feel free to come have a chat to me, i won't bite :)

i ship myself and cheesecake #kathcake

twitter: @kittyisanoddity


  1. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 6:41am UTC
    you are
    far too luminous
    to exist for more than a second
    down on earth

  2. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    why use gay as an inslut when you can use it as a compliment

  3. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collpasing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbinh heap over, so be nice to eachother and tell good jokes
    found on tumblr

  4. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    "Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym."
    -Stephen King

  5. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    just because you're not perfect ,
    that doesn't mean you're not

  6. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 2:42am UTC
    moments-One Direction
    Authors Note-Chapter 21 well, bec fixed my caculator so she gets Barry cos she threatenedmewxxK
    After Niall had finished explaining the others sat there shocked. Niall then said that Karen was down at the station and obviously Alex would no longer be our teacher. ""That explains it!" Dianna exclaomed. we all looked at her expectantly. "It explains why you got full marks on that maths test. I remeber after you ssaid thaat you got 18 for question 20 and i was sure it was 15. and he marked it right on mine....." Everyone laughed including me. Bec grinned "trust you dianna!" Harry grabbed her round the waist and pecked her on the cheek. All the couples then siultaneously began making out. Niall and I rolled our eyes at eachother. Harry broke away from Bec and cried "lets go to nando's!"
    it was about two in the morning when we got to nandos and as soon as i sat down on the synthetic seats i felt exaughsted. Through my drooping eyelids i could just make out bec and harry sharing a chicken burger. I could feel myslef slowly driftying off when someone handed me a frozen yoghurt. I looked up at Niall who sat down next to me. "Thankyou. For rescuing me," I said shyly, feeling my face going red as i thought of the embarrasing crying. "It's fine. He was........i needed to know you were safe."
    "God i'm tired." I leant back on the chair. Suddenly a heap of flashing lights were in my face. I felt microphones under me, asking me questions about alex. i didn't know what to do, it felt like i was drowning. Niall grabbed harry and I and we ran out into a van. "Go to sleep, Youve had a big day," Niall instructed and i felt myself drift off on his shoulder.

  7. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 4:15am UTC
    moments-One Direction
    Authors Note-Chapter 20.3 god it's been so long, I'm sorry! I'm back now and as promised, Barry, Bamy, Ffouis and Dayn... xxK
    He turned around to finish off taking his shirt off and I saw my chance. I kicked him hard in the back, sending him sprawling over the floor. His nose hit a chair with a sickening crack. He got up slowly and menacingly, his nose crooked and covered in blood. Acting quickly, I grabbed my bag and grabbed my handy hairbrush. He rushed at me again and it hit him with the hairbrush and for good measure the bag as well. Alex moaned as the pointed spikes collided with his skin. He attempted to drag me, and mustering all my strength I kicked him again in the chest. Hard. My heeled boots pressed him down and as he fell the back of his head collided with bthe floor with a sickening crunch.
    Grabbing my bag, I ran out and slammed the door, locking it from the outside with my key. My hands were shaking and I dropped down to my knees. I went to call Bec, my usual emergency-person but got her answering machine. Something was wrong, Bec ALWAYS answered her phone.
    Harry tugged the butterfly clips out of his curly mane and smiled at Bec who bwas attempting to help him.Suddenly, he heard his own voice coming from Bec's bag. "If only you saw what i can see, you'd understamd why i want you so desperatley." He grinned at Bec. "I'm your ringtone?" she blushed bright red and nodded. "Who is it?" He asked. "It's Kathy, I should probably..." but Harry stopped her with a kiss and the phone was left vibrating on the bench top.
    Bec refused to pick up and even though I tried the other girls no-one picked up.Phoebe and Dianna never had their phone's turned on and even if Amy ahd hers it probably wasn't charged. Anyway, they were on a triple date with BooBoo and Liam was out with danielle which left only one person. I swallowed and winced as I heard a bangh from inside the hotel room and an animal yell. Alex was waking up....
    The police dragged him out of the room kicking and fighting. They questioned me and I told them all I could and then took him away. Niall got there straight away. As soon as he arrived, I broke down into frightened tears, i could hear alex roaring in the room. It was niall that called the poloice and told them all he could get out of me. He gave me a hoodie and found some hot chocolate and sat with me while we waited for the police to leave.
    "Come onm, let's get you home," he finally said, helping me up. I leaned on him gratefully and he led me out the back into a van. "You're safe now, I promise. You're safe, I'm here," he whispered comfortingly into my ear the whole car journey.
    the first thing I was confronted with was Zayn and dianna making out on the couch when we walked in. Evidently they'd made up. Niall sat me down and I just sat there in shocked silence. He pulled amy and BooBoo out of the bedroom and found Phoebe and Louis kissing in the kitchen. Finally Harry and Bec xcame up hand in hand and Niall explained my terrifying night.

  8. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 7:21am UTC
    hello my lovelies,
    i am on camp all this week but i PROMISE the next chapter if 'moments' will be up next weekend.
    xx K

  9. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 5:33am UTC
    let's start a revolution
    and stop hating our bodies.
    because we are beautiful.
    you ARE beautiful.
    and you are LOVED.

  10. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 4:24am UTC
    that awesome moment when you make up with someone

  11. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 8:01am UTC
    those three little words that changed my life forever...
    witty, twitter, tumblr

  12. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 6:59am UTC
    so today in geography i learnt another name for condom...
    i love my school

  13. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 12:44am UTC
    moments-One Direction
    Authors Note-Chapter 20.2 I promise there'll be Leleanor soon, I just felt like writing an intense chapter. GET EXCITED! xxK
    "have you seen Dianna? She has my favorite lipgloss." I asked. "I assume she's with Zayn," Harry smirked. I rolled my eyes and went to find her. Sure enough, I heard raised voices from a room. "I don't get it Zayn, I thought you wanted to be with me?"
    "I do, I just feel like I'm your rebound."
    "you're not! God Zayn, I always preffered you to Jake. I really really like you."
    "I want you to love me." Zayn said sadly. He left the room, brushing past me as the sparkling tear drops slid onto the cheap laminate floor.
    I stuck my head round the corner to see Duanna crying. She looked up at me accusingly. " I guess you heard everything then."
    i was at loathe to leave 'Dayn' but I was still excited to see Alex. I changed into high waisted shorts, crooked shirt and heels. "where are you going?" Niall askEd curousley. I felt my self blush. "Oh, just going to meet Alex," I smiled. "be careful OK." Niall warned. "I'll
    be fine Nialler. Seeya later."
    I grabbed my studded black bag and phone and swept oit. Alex was picking me up in five minutes. Paps were swarming the clubs entrance. I left out the back where Akex was waiting with....a motorbike. "Hi," he smiled dangerously. He handed me a helmet and fastenEd it round my chin. He smelled of cigarette smoke, petrol fumes and calvin Klein aftershave. I climbed onto the motorbike behind him and self consciously put my hands on his waist. He grabbed them and pulled me right round him.
    "let's go."
    the pub was small, dark and crowded. My head felt like it was swimming and I wondered slowly if Alex had spiked my Pepsi. I shook the thought from my head hazily, he would never do that. He pulled me upstairs and I had no choice but to follow him. We were in a dirty bedroom. He pulled of my jacket.
    "Akex what are you doing?" I asked nervously.
    "what I've benn waiting to do."
    H slid off his jacket and began unbuttoning his shirt.
    it suddenly clicked.
    "no Alex. I mean, I'm underage. I think I'll just go."
    I bent down to grab my jacket but he clutched my arm tghtly and threw me backwards onto the bed.
    "you're not going anywhere," he snarled.

  14. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    all i've said is true
    i can feel the love, can you feel it to?

  15. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 10:44am UTC
    i will do what ever i can to stop you hating yourself, i promise

  16. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 6:33am UTC
    why i'm single:
    i can't date food
    i can't date my laptop
    i can't date myself

  17. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    mum: we're going out
    me: can i bring a friend?
    mum: put the poster down

  18. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 8:18am UTC
    *home alone*
    me: WITTY TIME!
    me: goodbye pants, hello nutella
    me: noone can complain about my music. i should listen to really cool indie stuff that annoys my parents
    me: i dont know if i like the original or the glee version best.
    me: damn rachel berry, how do you hit that high note?
    me: hehehe i can do what i want on youtube
    *5 mins later*
    me: snape snape severus snape DUMBLEDORE!
    me: i wonder if i could invite all my witty friends for a big party?
    me: but they live in different states
    me: and countries
    me: and time zones
    me: and hemispheres
    me: air guitar it is then!
    *phone rings*
    me: if it's important they'll ring back
    me: unless it's a murderer
    me: crap

  19. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 6:26am UTC
     If your life was a movie,what would the soundtrack be?
    So here's how it works:
    1.) Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, all the rest...)
    2.) Put it on shuffle
    3.) Press play
    4.) For every question, type the song that's playing
    5.) When you go to a new question, press the next button
    Opening Credits: jungle gym - jack johnson
    Waking up: let it bleed-rolling stones
    First day of school: see me, feel me-the who
    Falling in love: love love - amy macdonald
    Breaking up: wild at heart - birds of tokyo
    Studying/Working: the a team-ed sheeran
    Life: coin laundry - lisa mitchell
    Mental breakdown: f*** you - lily allen
    Sunny Day: can't shake it - kate miller heidke
    Rainy Day: holes to heaven - jack johnson
    Party Music: my legs are weak - paloma faith
    Sleeping: moments - one direction
    Nightmares: black hearts (on fire) - JET
    Flashback: big girl (you are beautiful) - MIKA
    Wedding: heartlines - florence + the machine
    Birth of child: so high - eliza doolittle
    Final Battle: blind - hercules and love affair
    Death Scene: nothing lasts forever - maroon 5
    Funeral Song: we could be so good together - the doors
    End Credits: vegas - sara bareilles
    some of these fit really well!
    and sorry guys, i was bored...

  20. willyoubemyleprechaun willyoubemyleprechaun
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 5:01am UTC
    Your face is like a melody,
    » It's stuck in my head


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