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dontlietomyface12

1. dontlietomyface12
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 7:43pm UTC
   Yeah, well you put the "K" in trashy
   ~London Tipton~
   
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2. dontlietomyface12
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2012 4:53pm UTC
   *me meditaing during class*
   teacher: you are one with nature
   me: i love trees ommmm
   teacher:
   me:
   Teacher
   me:
   teacher: very good
   (true story)
   
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3. dontlietomyface12
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2012 5:27pm UTC
   H.O.P.E.
   (hold on pain ends)
   
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4. dontlietomyface12
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2012 4:45pm UTC
   NO AMOUNT OF MONEY COULD PAY ME TO BE IN A
   SUNDROP COMMERCIAL
   
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5. dontlietomyface12
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2012 4:28pm UTC
   That awkward little dance you do....
   when someone steps on your foot.
   
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6. dontlietomyface12
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2012 4:10pm UTC
   DJ KHALED: all i do is win win win no matter what. Got money on my mind, I can never get enough.
   ME: all i do is eat eat eat no matter what. Got food on my mind, i can never get enough.
   
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7. dontlietomyface12
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2012 10:37am UTC
   I WONDER IF THERE'S A WEBSITE
   That guys go on and talk about girls.
   ♥
   
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8. dontlietomyface12
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2012 9:25pm UTC
   *me watching a game show*
   host: what state in the united states is also called the Lone Star state
   me: TEXAS TEXAS SAY TEXAS.
   player:Russia!
   host:
   me:
   host:
   player: was i right?
   host: Russia isnt a state
   player:
   host:
   player
   host: I blame the American school system
   
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9. dontlietomyface12
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 4:14pm UTC
   Just because it's called make-up...
   doesn't mean it's supposed to makeup 99% of your face.
   True shiz
   
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10. dontlietomyface12
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Niall has orinthophobia (fear of birds)
    it's so severe the security team
    has been ordered to chase birds away when Niall is present
    - OneDirection♥
    format credit to OneDirection
    
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11. dontlietomyface12
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    Harry always
    bites his twix bars at the same time
    because he doesn't want the other one to get lonely
    - OneDirection♥
    format credit to OneDirection
    
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12. dontlietomyface12
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    Zayn: I can't swim,
    but if my girlfriend was drowning
    I'd dive in and try to save her- OneDirection♥
    format credit to OneDirection
    
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13. dontlietomyface12
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    When you've had your headphones in for 20 minutes then realize you never unpaused the song
    
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14. dontlietomyface12
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    When i do something cool...
    nobody sees.
    But when i do something embarrassing...
    everyone sees.
    DON'T REMOVE CREDIT!!!!! FORMAT BY KCLOVE5 ©
    
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15. dontlietomyface12
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    • pending moderation •
    (this is alll i ever see because someone keeps reporting all the top quotes.) :(
    
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16. dontlietomyface12
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    all hot guys ...
    go to a different school
    :(
    format credit to OneDirection
    
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17. dontlietomyface12
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Mom: You need to exercise more
    Me: Are you blind I'm surfing right now.
    Mom: No your not. There ar e no oceans inside.
    Me: Mom, I'm surfing the internet
    
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18. dontlietomyface12
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    pending moderation
    (i dont understand this will someone please explain it to me?)
    
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19. dontlietomyface12
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Go to hell
    Meet yout there
    Maybe we could .
    Get some coffee together
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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20. dontlietomyface12
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    When eating a banana...
    don't make eye contact with anyone
    
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