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Midnightx

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Member Since: 18 Apr 2012 02:38pm

Last Seen: 27 Jul 2012 09:06am

user id: 293274

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  1. Midnightx Midnightx
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:33am UTC
    format by sandrasaurus This is what the world looks like When you lose your glasses..

  2. Midnightx Midnightx
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    Girl: I just can't get over him..
    Friend: Bro, I know the feeling.
    Other Friend: Ya ;\
    Me: Get under him then.

  3. Midnightx Midnightx
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Who is your real friend? This really works, if you don't believe me, just try this as an experiment! Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of a car for an hour! When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you? Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. Midnightx Midnightx
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    ***** Roses are redViolets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you.. The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head It sure was fun making this rhyme Now click the damn fave button Or you're committing a crime ***** Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. Midnightx Midnightx
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 10:53am UTC
    I didn't dress up for Halloween. However, if I did,I would dress up as the waterbottle That hit Justin Beiber in the face♥ Format by Sandrasaurus, don't steal! Sorry, JB fans.

  6. Midnightx Midnightx
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 10:50am UTC
    ░░░░ Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them Because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.♥ Format by Sandrasaurus, don'tsteal!

  7. Midnightx Midnightx
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    "One day, I fell asleep, and I never woke up. And in my dream, I saw a fairy. And she was holding a flower. And she was sooo pretty! But then she opened up her whole head, and she ate the flower! But she was so hungry, because she turned her head, and she looked at me. And I knew that she was going to eat me. But I was faster, and I ran, and ran, and ran. Only, she ran, and she ran, and she ran.. AFTER ME! And all the time, she was getting bigger, with scary teeth, and I thought "Aren't fairy's supposed to be tiny?" And suddenly, she was gone! Along with everything, but the forest. And I was very scared! Even more scared, than I was with the fairy! And I almost wished she'd come back. Because, whatever was waiting for me, in my dream forest, wasn't hungry. But it was waiting for me, anyway. One day, I fell asleep.
    And I never woke up." -Katy Towell;; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaAbx1ZTcB0&feature=relmfu

  8. Midnightx Midnightx
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    So, today
    I was called
    Fat
    Ugly
    Wortheless
    I know I shouldn't let this get to me,,
    But that hurt

  9. Midnightx Midnightx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    "It is better to burn out than to fade away"
    -Kurt Cobain

  10. Midnightx Midnightx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 4:52pm UTC
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    Of People Reading This is Beautiful

  11. Midnightx Midnightx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 4:50am UTC
    Being unattractive is just playing The Dating Game
    On Hard Mode

  12. Midnightx Midnightx
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:43am UTC
    <When you're on a trampoline >
    ....And you fall over....
    ---But your friends keep bouncing---
    //So you can't get up//
    My Quote .. Not My Fomrat .. Don't Copy

  13. Midnightx Midnightx
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    &&Who else remembers-
    Pop it, lock itk, polka dot it
    Country fivi'n, hip hop it
    Put your hawk in the sky
    Move side to side
    Jump to the left, stick it, glide
    Zig zag cross the floor
    Shuffle in diagonal
    When the drums hit hand on your hips
    One footed 180 twist

  14. Midnightx Midnightx
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    I need/want a Witty Best Friend
    But I'm 11 and shy :S
    So obviously, I won't get one, right?

  15. Midnightx Midnightx
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Me: Marilyn Manson... Yeah... He rocks...
    Friend: Isn't he that perv you told me about?
    Me: Yeah... But his music... It rocks.... My socks
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: So much my socks die... Cuz he rocked them so much...
    Friend: ...
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me: HE KILLED MY SOCKS!
    True Convo xD

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