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everythingcrazy

Status: I have three major aspirations in life: love, create, give

Member Since: 5 Jan 2013 02:59pm

Last Seen: 10 Apr 2017 06:09pm

Location: Stuck in the music :)

Gender: F

user id: 345202

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Hey guys. I love Keaton Stromberg....nuff said.
  1. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
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    April 17, 2014 10:52pm EDT
    I'm not a cable guy but I know how to get it done.

  2. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
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    December 31, 2013 10:03pm EST
    "I'm not eating it now, you already touched it!"
    my response for everytime anyone tries to hand me food without a wrapper.
    You never know the last time that person washed their hands.
    For all you know they could've just gone at it with someone and forgot to wash.
    You really about to take that risk?

  3. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
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    December 31, 2013 9:52pm EST
    Hey crazies :) since everyone seems to have left witty for wattpad, I might as well mention my account, right? I'd really apreciate it if you'd read my stories and tell me if they're good or not. My username is babyy_bash and I have three stories I've started. OH, and follow for a follow, btw :) happy new year, wittians!!

  4. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
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    December 28, 2013 9:02pm EST
    "tumult and peace, the darkness and the light- Were all like workings of one mind, the features of the same face, blossoms upon one tree; Characters of the great Apocalypse, the types and symbols of Eternity, of first, and last, and midst without end." [William Wordsworth "The Prelude: Book Sixth"]

  5. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 8:58pm EST
    I just need someone here,
    Someone to hold.
    Someone to be with me
    In this withering cold.

  6. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 8:56pm EST
    In the words of Adele, he turns me into a crumbling fool. He makes me lose my breath and feel almost nothing but happiness. I want to be affectionate, but I get too shy to show it. I have to work up my COURAGE, and when I do, it is often beautiful. The outcome is miraculous and unique and filled with hope and promise of a better beginning.

  7. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
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    December 28, 2013 8:36pm EST
    "Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up." {James Baldwin}

  8. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 3:06pm EDT
    whoa, I havent been on witty in forever.....I love the changes!!!!

  9. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 12:03am EDT
    boy: boys are definately stronger than girls.
    me: oh yea?
    boy: yea
    me: can you bleed for seven days straight and not die?
    boy:no....
    me: point proven.

  10. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
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    June 18, 2013 4:42pm EDT
    WHAT IS GOING ON???? COMMENT POINTS?? MY PERSONAL GOAL IS TO KEEP MY FACEBOOK SEPERATE FROM MY WITTY, NOT MAKE THEM SIMILAR!!!!

  11. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 9:28pm EDT
    plot twist: Harry Styles and Niall Horan are both gay, and marry eachother.

  12. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 9:16pm EDT
    when my dad lectures me and starts talking about how some man is going to fall in love with me and marry me and have kids with me, I think to myself: yea f/cking right.
    And the sad part is, I actually believe it.

  13. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
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    June 12, 2013 3:51pm EDT
    Other people when brushing their teeth: *has one bubble on lip*
    Me when brushing my teeth: *looks like I have rabies*

  14. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
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    June 6, 2013 4:16pm EDT
    I'm sorry, but what DEVIL CHILD was the first to discover that if you poured salt on a slug it would die? Were they just like,"HEY, LETS GO POUR SOME SALT ON THIS SLUG AND SEE IF IT DIES IN A BURNING PAIN THAT RESEMBLES THE PAIN INFLICTED IN THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HELL!"

  15. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 2:51am EDT
    Wanna freak your neighbors out? Name your wifi "FBI Surveillance Van 7".

  16. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 2:46am EDT
    If I use the church's wifi, am I receiving God's signal?

  17. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 1:43am EDT
    mid storm sneak-peek:
    Evangeline Simmons, commonly known as Angie, has always had gift with nature, more specifically animals and weather. Finding a way to harness these energies to help others along with herself, Angie quickly becomes known as the go-to person in her home town, Rainier, Oregon. Living in a small home with only her ten-year-old brother, Markus, and Grandparents, Evangeline is just barely contempt with her small-town life. Then the eighth year since their mother's death rolls around and odd things begin to occur...
    Angie's best friend Karinese VonSchlotten, (Kariny) has loved plants and the uniqueness of her russian accent since she moved to America when she was four. Luckily, the majority of the population of Rainier, Oregon, does, too. The most envious is Evangeline. Angie has a gift as unique as Kariny's. When Kariny joins Angie's family for a special event, she learns about her kin and a power they had during the years following World War One involving the Bolsheviks and her communist great-great-Uncle, Vladimir Lenin.
    Evangeline Simmons and Karinese VonSchlotten learn of power, myths, truths, kin, and all together the craziness of some things that are the right thing to do.
    {i know it's long but changes are being made. please do not steal. Mine}

  18. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
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    May 22, 2013 5:51pm EDT
    These slits cover my wrists.
    These tears cover my cheeks.
    These words cover my thoughts.
    And this broken love covers my idiotic heart.

  19. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
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    May 22, 2013 9:10am EDT
    mean person: you're fat.
    me: That's because I'm supposedly "a lazy little sh/t". What's your excuse?
    mean person: f/ck you.
    me: eh, maybe later.
    mean person: *turns away*
    me: good b/tch.
    {hint} a b/tch is a female dog who can't get some.
    [mine]

  20. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 5:50pm EDT
    baby, I just ran out,
    of bandaids.
    I don't know where to start.
    And you can bandage the damage,
    but you never really can fix a heart...

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