soulofthereaper

Status: When does the narwhal bacon?

Member Since: 23 Apr 2012 09:04pm

Last Seen: 3 Jan 2020 02:01am

Location: This place called Ohio. We have bipolar weather and a city named after a famous guy.

Gender: F

user id: 294625

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Hi! I'm Paige, otherwise known as Paigeybear. I'm the awesomest person I know. If you look in the dictionary next to awesome, I'm there.
About me. I'm currently a hermit in the Appalachian mountains, living off wild herbs and fish that I hunt in my backyard. Things I like, you ask? I like baseball, drawing, zombies, weaponry, violent video games, The Walking Dead, Daryl Dixon, The Boondock Saints, Norman Reedus in general (shut up Hatter, he isn't gay), Eminem, music in general, the country of Czeckoslavakia, the word purple, radios, juice boxes, vicious animals, and my ability to do a wicked Irish accent that makes SabrinaRose and bethanysheaa giggle like crazy. You should go follow them, cuz they're awesome. And FuturePopstar, and lexiiiielovesyou, and...
No, I am NOT a Directioner.
Dislikes? Pink things, glitter, boy bands, girly things, and long, drawn out, old and boring books.
I also have blue hair.

soulofthereaper
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 6:48pm UTC

I don't care how cool you think your school is. During pep rallies at my school, we have guys in crop tops and short shorts dancing like Magic Mike to Gangnam Style while two girls in banana suits party-rock it around the gym.
.....we win.

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 3:55pm UTC

Today is my fourteenth birthday.
No. I don't want fourteen faves.
About as close as we can figure, I met my best friend 14 years ago. That's a long time to be head over heels for a person.
He's got no idea, but I don't know what I'd do without him.
He's a sweetheart. He's hilarious. He's smart. He's amazing. I know more about him than anyone. I grew up with him. I danced with him at my cousin's wedding. I trust him. He gives me advice. I can tell him everything.
And he'll never see this. But thanks, Stephen, for always being there.

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 4:57pm UTC

I don't know what to do.
Both my best friends are head over heels for the same guy.
But as much as I don't want to, I think I'm crushing on him, too.
What kind of friend am I....

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 2:53pm UTC

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 2:27pm UTC

Someone sent me, a non-Directioner, a list of questions. There were 22 1D questions on there.
I got 21 right.
Do you see what you've all done to me?
DO YOU?!

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Me: *singing Payphone in kitchen*
Brother: *comes out of bathroom*
Brother: That was really good!
Me: Shut up no it wasn't.
Him: Yeah it was! I'm not kidding!
Me: Stop being mean. It was horrible and we both know it.
Him: No way, it was awesome!
Me: NO IT WASN'T.
Him: Fine! It was horrible. Happy now?
Me: Shut up Jonathon no one likes you anyways! *storms out of kitchen*

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 10:14am UTC

The One Direction Fandom
is pretty much better than the FBI.

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 8:05pm UTC

*Reading quotes to my little brother*
Brother: That's awesome *laughing hard*
Me: *frowns* Hey... when does mom get off work?
Brother: Eight.
Me: What time is it?
Brother: 7:57
Me: ....Do you think we should start doing our chores?
Brother:
Me:
Brother:
Me:
Witty:
South America:
Dog:
Penguin:
The Olympics:
Brother: Nahhh. Read the next quote.

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 11:30pm UTC

So my brother is twelve.
I went to get my phone
, leaving him alone in
the kitchen for thirty seconds.
When I came back,
he was legit eating an onion.

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 3:19pm UTC

Things that annoy me #1
When people run into me with their buggy at the grocery store. B/tch, I will end you.

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 11:58am UTC

That awkward moment when
you have no clue what you're going to do later in your life yet you know exactly what you're going to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 11:45am UTC

Me and my brother are spending the weekend together in Akron.
Hopefully I won't have to kill him.

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 1:07pm UTC

*So my friend is playing freshman football this year, and he just had his first practice. True conversation.*
Hey, how was practice?
It was good. It feels like my stomach rotted from the inside and I am being stabbed by a flagpole. It was intense.
Well that's uh.... great, Stephen. Glad you had fun.

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 4:24pm UTC

*Me starting to clean my room*
Me: *sees shiny object*
Me: Ooohhh shiny!
Me: *goes off the investigate shiny*

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 11:30am UTC

When I tell you that I'll keep your secret,
my best friend doesn't count.

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 8:00pm UTC

I just introduced my brother to Jenna Marbles.
Best big sister ever?
I think so.

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 8:51am UTC

Does a kiwi bird eat kiwi?
Google tells us no.
But the world would make so much more sense if they did.

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 9:55pm UTC

Dear Nicki Minaj,
WHAT is a starship, and WHY is it meant to fly?
Sincerely,
The Rest of the World

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 8:45pm UTC

If your life was a movie,what would the soundtrack be?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So here's how it works:
1.) Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, all the rest...)
2.) Put it on shuffle
3.) Press play
4.) For every question, type the song that's playing
5.) When you go to a new question, press the next button
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Opening Credits: Save Me - Shinedown
Waking up: Just Lose It - Eminem
First day of school: Rockstar - Nickelback
Falling in love: Left Out - Shinedown
Breaking up: Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
Studying/Working: Beautiful - Eminem
Life: I Like It - Enrique Iglesias
Mental breakdown: Take It Off - Kesha
Sunny Day: The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
Rainy Day: Superman - Eminem
Party Music: How Low - Ludacris
Sleeping: Sing for the Moment - Eminem
Nightmares: Side of a Bullet - Nickelback
Flashback: Rock Bottom - Eminem
Wedding: Moves Like Jagger (oh the irony) - Maroon 5
Birth of child: So Happy - Theory of a Deadman
Final Battle: 25 to Life - Eminem
Death Scene: No More Love - Shinedown
Funeral Song: We R Who We R - Kesha
End Credits: Faint - Linkin Park
Repost and see what other people get!

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soulofthereaper
posted a quote
July 7, 2012 8:12pm UTC

Not enough cereal for two bowls
TOO MUCH FOR ONE

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