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Steve*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 5:11am UTC

Omg omg OMg,The witty bar is orange o-o oh oh and i see ghost *-*
Omgomgomg and cats and bats..and omg *o*
I just wanted to say happy halloween ^-^
and if you're going trick or treating then just please send me some candy bc im lazy and idk,why did i even post this.

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 8:23pm UTC

today at i saw a wifi network called
“Scott’s iPhone” so i tried logging into
it with the password “scottiscool” and it worked

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 2:32pm UTC

Poking holes in your parents condoms
so theres someone else to do the dishes.

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 4:40pm UTC

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 6:50pm UTC

got honey on my cut,
call it honey boo-boo

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 6:55pm UTC

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 7:00pm UTC

I wish suicide was possible without hurting the 0.2 people that might care about you

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posted a quote
September 23, 2013 10:09pm UTC

i'm scared because you mean more to me than any other
person. you're everything I think about, everything I want.

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Steve*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 1:26am UTC

*owns tons of clothes*
*wears same three things*

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 2:24pm UTC

Carson Huey-You is 11 years old
and is going off to College to TCU
I am sitting here how does he become
genius since at the age of 5 when he
attended to High School and had a GPA
of 4.0 and scored 1770 on SAT.
Mind Blowned

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伤*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 2:34pm UTC

GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG
SOMETHING THEY SAID
CAN STAY IN A GIRLS MIND

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Steve*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 7:27pm UTC

How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 1:39am UTC

I found this on tumblr:
A solider posted this as his status this morning:
Some people are asking me what I think about Syria, so here it is.
I'm tired. I'm tired of people watching their children grow up via Facebook and Skype. I'm tired of hearing aman tell his wife 'I love you' followed by 'I missyou' for an entire year. I'm tired of watching the military divorce rate shoot sky-high. I'm tired of overhearing some teenager tell his mom 'I'm going over there." and hearing her cry from 20 feet away. I'm tired of Veterans waiting years to get the help they deserve and need. I'm tired of empty seats at Christmas dinner every other year and anniversary presents in the mail flying overseas. I'm tired of new men and women walking around with invisible wounds that don't heal.
Our flag is a beautiful thing - but I'm tired of seeing it draped over a casket. I'm tired of men and women missing pieces of their bodies, minds and souls.

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aellyniq
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 1:01pm UTC

Romantic Interest Timeline For The Socially Inept.
Age 7: Hi. I like you. You're my boyfriend now.
Age 17: I kinda like you. Wanna, like, hang sometime or something 'cause you're amazing?
Age 27: Hey! I'm interested in you. Let's be friends and then slowly let our interest for each other turn into infatuation as we deny our feelings the entire time while trying to build our lives separate from one another because we missed several of each other's social cues. Then when we're alone lets think about each other for a split second and think Did we make the right choice?" After that I'll bump into you and try to rekindle a friendship but it'll be made awkward by exes we had and by then, lets just see where it goes.
Age 47: Bye.
Age 67: Hi. I like you. You're my boyfriend now.

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Cariba
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 8:13pm UTC

hey so i am volenterring for 6
graders science camp and
I realized that i have to share bunks
with 12 year old and miss
halloween
any advice,
i hope its worth it
format by fake_a_smile

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Teacher: If you lose your textbook it's a $75 fine.
Girl in my class: But you can, like, buy a shirt with that.
Me: Well for $75 at Burlington I bought 3 shirts, 2 pairs of jeans, a dresser, 2 dogs, a cat, 4 houses, and Alex Pettyfer.
Me: Now that's something to brag about.
Me: Burlington, Brag about it.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 5:14pm UTC

Parents:
Expect you to do things that they never even do themselves

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 4:29pm UTC

don't tell me you're sorry cause you're not cause i doubt that's your name

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 1:54pm UTC

when people find out that I spend a lot of time on the internet I think they imagine that I watch po.rn and cat videos all day but the truth is that I spend it surrounded by fantastically talented artists, writers, graphic designers,
html wizards, and generally interesting people, so I thank you for that

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 4:31pm UTC

I like this format.
Because you only focus on the words, not on their appearance.

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