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cocopuffs
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 7:13pm UTC

When you ask guys if they think another guy is good looking and they're like "Haha I don't know I'm not gay" like alright moron I just wanted to know if you thought he was attractive not if you'd f/ck him up the as.s

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 6:22pm UTC

I don't know why everyone freaks out about people from their schools making Witty accounts. I found one of my friends from school on Witty and it's seriously the best thing ever and it's so fun knowing someone in real life on here and guys it seriously is great

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 7:59pm UTC

My teacher: - Shows us a plastic dinosaur -
My teacher: This is Steve.
Me: ASDFDHJHKJL;J'GKDL;GKDF STEVE?!

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Butterbear
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 11:26pm UTC

Girls on Witty: I'm ugly ;-;
Girls on witty: *have beautiful eyes,
hair, faces, personality's, everything*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:..... So you're fcking joking right?

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 4:35pm UTC

That one song,
that makes you feel happy, sad and thoughtful all at once.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 6:45pm UTC

One time when I was little my sister told me
That if I didn't eat the black jelly beans I was being r.acist. So I got scared and ate them all, and that's how she always got me to eat all the black jelly beans in the bag.

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*Dirtbag*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 6:14pm UTC

"But if you don't come over to Emmitts house tonight I might develop a stutter P-P-P-Please dont do this to me"
Im gonna get my little brother to say this and this is how i'm going to talk to girls in the park

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Butterbear
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Dear boys,
I have come to the conclusion that my
milkshakes are infact the best there is.
But for some reason you still fail to show
up. Please inform me on what flavor you
prefer because chocolate obviously isn't
your thing.
Sincerely, me

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 5:48pm UTC

a sentence
will always look
like poetry
if you
hit enter
a lot

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 4:20pm UTC

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 6:20pm UTC

i'm turning 16 in 3 days and i still can't color inside the lines and guys i don't think i'm ready for this

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 8:34pm UTC

So there's a foreign student in my school and she's from Thailand and doesn't speak English very well. In Language class she started talking about how she'd never seen a 'beach chicken' before she came to America and everyone was really confused. It took us about 5 minutes to realize 'beach chicken' were seagulls.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 4:13pm UTC

"Someday someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it."

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Me: *looks through top stories on Wattpad*
Wattpad: I Fell In Love With Niall Horan
Wattpad: A One Direction Love Story
Wattpad: Adopted by Zerrie
Wattpad: All of One Direction is Fighting Over Me???
Me: What the actual fck

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 4:03pm UTC

this kid that sits next to me in math class said to me today, “you’re my favorite person at this table because u don’t talk to anyone and u just sit there” and I said ” I don’t know how to respond to that” and he replied with “that’s because u don’t talk”

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 3:30pm UTC

youre upstairs late at night and you hear your
mom calling you from the kitchen. You get up
but while youre on your way down stairs you
hear your mom from upstairs saying "dont go
down, i heard it too." Who do you believe?

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 3:39pm UTC

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus
and then you are too lazy to focus them
back in and just stare at nothing for a while
.

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 6:22pm UTC

Today, I had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up; I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken, and I'm wide awake. Not sure who won...

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 6:50pm UTC

you know youre on your period
when you begin crying when your laptop shuts down.
nmf

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Onism*
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 5:14pm UTC

Is there like some sort of secret handbook on how to use the words 'dude' in a conversation because I feel like I'm doing this all wrong man

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