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  1. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    "Why are you so boring?"
    "Of course, I'm boring to you; we're not in the same fandom."

  2. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:44pm UTC
    I don't bite.
    Unless you're into that.

  3. emluvsgummybears emluvsgummybears
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    Me looking at the thing: Yoooooo
    _______________________________________
    Me looking at the price: Noooooo

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    if you hate a band members wife/girlfriend just because they are with the band member you can just tap dance the frick away from me

  5. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    My history teacher asked who we wanted to have as the next pope
    and I chimed in "Oprah" and my teacher just stands there laughing for
    a solid minute before he whispers,
    "Poprah"

  6. death ramps* death ramps*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    Seven things to do when you feel like crap
    1. Have a really hot, long shower. Cry if you need to. Sit on the ground. Feel sorry for yourself. Let the steam soak into your skin. Let the hot water wash your face clean. But the moment you turn off that water, you are done feeling sorry for yourself. Make a decision to move on from that sadness.
    2. Clean. I know, cleaning is boring and annoying - but how about that feeling you get when you are finished? The smell of the vacuum. That feeling of accomplishment? Who knows, you might even find money along the way. Totally worth it. It’s like starting with a clean slate.
    3. Go for a run or a walk. This get’s your endorphins and dopamine going crazy. You will get more energy and more happiness just because the chemicals in your body are running around!
    4. Stop and take it all in. Walking in the night? Stop and look at the stars. Breathe in the cold air. Feel
    5. Drink tea. This always works. Not a tea fan? Try hot water with a slice of lemon and some agave syrup.
    6. Cook some really nice, warm food. Stimulate your taste buds with anything as simple as two minute noodles or as lavish as a three course garlic bread, pasta bake, chocolate mousse triple combo.
    7. Write down a list of goals to achieve for the week. As simple as “buy insect repellent” or as large as “jog for 25 minutes non stop” and tick them off when they’re done. You will feel very accomplished and that alone will help pep up your mood!

  7. hey_itsgabby hey_itsgabby
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    The rule "no sleeveless tops" in the American Public School dress code policy
    is impending on our 2nd amendment right to bear arms,
    they just don't want us to show off our guns

  8. paigexoxo paigexoxo
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    I wish i knew what Steve looked like
    Anyone else?
    Or am i just the only one.
    what if hes a dinosaur Just kidding

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

  10. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Confession
    I don't know how to use
    HTML

  11. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    Him: I love you
    Me: I know
    Him: This is where you say 'I love you too'
    Me: I love you too, douche
    Him: Close enough

  12. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    i told a guy that he's smart because he's in the advanced class but i just realised that i'm in the advanced class too and i even sit next to him and oh my god what.

  13. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    You are only going to
    be as good as the
    people you surround
    yourself with so be
    brave enough to
    let go of those who
    keep weighing
    you down

  14. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:34pm UTC
    Ugh quit acting like wanting attention is a bad thing. Seeking attention is a normal human behavior and every god damned person on this website is actively pursuing attention so quit acting like calling people "attention seekers" like it's some kind of insult makes you superior ffs

  15. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    I told my father about the boy I was hanging out with this week. I told him about how he's new, and showed him a picture of his lip piercings and told him there's a slight age difference. His only concern was the fact that he lives a few towns away and that we might not see each other as much as we would like. He didn't judge him based on his appearance and I only wish every father could be like that.

  16. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 9:11pm UTC
    So tomorrow is picture day at my school
    Should I look like a stoned monkey again this year or go for the really
    bad hair day look? it's a little more classy

  17. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    cashier: i’m sorry i need ten more cents
    me: oh god *fumbles around in bag for money* i’m so sorry *drops everything* here just- *pulls out wad of cash* take this fifty


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    So my father wants to have a day where he cuts off the wifi and we pretend like we're living in the 90's. No texting, but phonecalls are okay. I can't drive anywhere because my car is a 2002 and wasn't in existence in the 90's. He said he wants us to 'understand his hardships' and I don't know about you but I don't know if I can handle that.

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    did August even happen I don’t remember it ????

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