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Teacher: If you lose your textbook it's a $75 fine.
Girl in my class: But you can, like, buy a shirt with that.
Me: Well for $75 at Burlington I bought 3 shirts, 2 pairs of jeans, a dresser, 2 dogs, a cat, 4 houses, and Alex Pettyfer.
Me: Now that's something to brag about.
Me: Burlington, Brag about it.
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Teacher: If you lose your textbook it's a $75 fine. Girl

285 faves · 2 comments · Sep 17, 2013 7:23pm

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TellitTotheFrogs* · 1 decade ago
These quotes never get old to me ^-^
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addictedtonutella · 1 decade ago
I laughed at this for three straight minutes...
it's just the way I imagine you saying it...
EVERYTIME IT MAKES ME GO HYSTERICAL....
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