Romantic Interest Timeline For The Socially Inept.

Age 7: Hi. I like you. You're my boyfriend now.

Age 17: I kinda like you. Wanna, like, hang sometime or something 'cause you're amazing?

Age 27: Hey! I'm interested in you. Let's be friends and then slowly let our interest for each other turn into infatuation as we deny our feelings the entire time while trying to build our lives separate from one another because we missed several of each other's social cues. Then when we're alone lets think about each other for a split second and think Did we make the right choice?" After that I'll bump into you and try to rekindle a friendship but it'll be made awkward by exes we had and by then, lets just see where it goes.

Age 47: Bye.

Age 67: Hi. I like you. You're my boyfriend now.