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Spencer Grace✨*
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 10:11pm UTC

Me: He doesn't like me...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Thanks obama.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 9:37pm UTC

If i killed myself tonight, the stars would
still appear, the sun would still come
out, the earth would still rotate, the
seasons would still change... So why not?

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haii_its_elli
posted a quote
January 17, 2011 4:38pm UTC

Strangers → Friends
↑ ↓
Ex's ← Lovers

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SammieGrace
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 11:52am UTC

5 years ago I realized my
boyfriend was cheating on me
I was heartbroken. So I went over to my best guy- friend's house and cried. He kissed me and called him an idiot for leaving me.
Today i am putting on a white gown
to marry my bestfriend.
nmf-nmq

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kellyy823
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 7:56pm UTC

♥ Today I saw
a teenage boy
in line at wal-mart at 1 AM with
a box of tampons,
chocolate,
cough medicine
& a box of tissues
>>guys like that give me hope.<<

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC

Imagine
if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Lady Gaga.

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idance
posted a quote
June 3, 2011 6:30pm UTC

TODAY, AT PICK UP AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, A SECOND GRADE GIRL STARTED SPRINTING AND SCREAMED "MOMMY!'
A WOMEN NEXT TO ME SAID "GOD, I WOULD HATE TO HAVE THAT CHILD, SHE'S SO LOUD HER MOM MUST BE EMBARRASSED.
I TURNED & SAW A WOMEN IN AN ARMY UNIFORM BURST INTO TEARS AND SWEEP THE LITTLE GIRL INTO A HUG.
THIS GIVES ME HOPE.

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truegurl09
posted a quote
November 4, 2010 4:20pm UTC

Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
Please...
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.

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gabby1296
posted a quote
January 22, 2011 9:06pm UTC

I'm suspended from school for 3 months
A few weeks ago, my best friend's mom was diagnosed with
cancer
She cried on my shoulder in the middle of a hallway full of people
asking "Who did it"
One of the popular kids walked up to her and said
"get over it"
I've never hit anyone harder
-tumblr

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 9:24pm UTC

I bet I know you.
You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
him♥
fave if any of these apply to you♥

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC

Favorite this quote if..
You're in the middle of heartbreak.
You're battling cancer.
You've lost a friend.
You've changed this year.
You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
You've been bullied this year.
You've been cheated on.
Someone in your family has died.
Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
You've gotten major surgery this year.
You're depressed.
Favorite this quote if..
you're going through something that no one could
ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.
♥

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HeyheyX_mondayy
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 4:21pm UTC

In junior high,
there was a kid on my bus who would always run home as soon as the bus dropped him off.
We would laugh at him every day.
We didn't know that he ran because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't killed herself while he was gone at school.
One day, he missed school. A week after, he was back.
He stopped running. </3
(six♥billion♥secrets)

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beautyinabox
posted a quote
December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC

Favorite if you've ever had a,
Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

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lyssaroo7
posted a quote
June 6, 2010 1:36pm UTC

Someone
asked,
WHY DO YOU LIKE
HIM SO MUCH? ♥
but before i could reply, my best friend
put her hand over my mouth and said,
DON'T EVEN GET
HER STARTED. ♥
-credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

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becca95lx4
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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runningforeverr
posted a quote
November 15, 2010 10:10pm UTC

Based on psychologic study,
a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds, you are already in
love.

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 6:17pm UTC

The worst things in
life come free to us:
-homework
-break ups
-being made fun of
-someone you know dying
-rejection
-parents getting a divorced
-siblings
-getting a bad grade
-being alone
-being depressed
-getting beat up
-falling for someone and not having them to catch you

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MaxEatsCrayons
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 4:20pm UTC

MY LOVE FOR YOU WAS BULLETPROOF
BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SHOT ME.

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soccertrack
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 3:03pm UTC

TO DO LIST
Walk up to a random person in the airport. Tell them to not get on the plane. Run away.
Go to major tourist attraction. Dress up as Waldo. Get in the background of as many stranger's pictures as possible.
Go to the beach. Bury metal objects that say "Get a life" on them.
Date a guy who works at Subway. Perfect evil laugh as he makes ME a sandwich.
Destroy the gnome that keeps tangling my iPod headphones.
Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "sorry for the damage." Watch their priceless reaction.
Grab a random kid by the shoulders and scream, "I'M YOU -- FROM THE FUTURE!!!"
Befriend someone with OCD. Invite them over on cleaning day.
Go to ex-boyfriend's wedding wearing a long white dress.
Write "This way to the Ministry of Magic" on the lid of a public toilet.
Walk to fridge. Return to seat disappointed. Repeat.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 4:18pm UTC

I hate being alone.
I admit it.
I’m clingy and constantly crave the attention
of those who seem so well off and perfect.
It’s terrible because we really shouldn’t depend
on anybody but ourselves.
I put up such a strong facade,
nobody would believe I could ever be sad or alone.
I’ve worked hard to achieve that status
and even harder to keep reassuring people it’s real.
But sometimes I wish everyone would know.
I am not perfect.
Not even close.
I feel like a nobody most of the time.
And the only thing worse than being alone
is feeling alone
with everybody beside you.

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