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Walk up to a random person in the airport. Tell them to not get on the plane. Run away.

Go to major tourist attraction. Dress up as Waldo. Get in the background of as many stranger's pictures as possible.

Go to the beach. Bury metal objects that say "Get a life" on them.

Date a guy who works at Subway. Perfect evil laugh as he makes ME a sandwich.

Destroy the gnome that keeps tangling my iPod headphones.

Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "sorry for the damage." Watch their priceless reaction.

Grab a random kid by the shoulders and scream, "I'M YOU -- FROM THE FUTURE!!!"

Befriend someone with OCD. Invite them over on cleaning day.

Go to ex-boyfriend's wedding wearing a long white dress.

Write "This way to the Ministry of Magic" on the lid of a public toilet.

Walk to fridge. Return to seat disappointed. Repeat.

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